Crouching Puppeh, Hidden Kitteh Rookery Weekend
By
BreakneckBecky,
Posted on: 2011-03-26 08:50 in Virtue
*sneakity sneaks along the rafters, diguised as a carbon monoxide detector with sparkly wings and deely-bops in an appropriately ninjesque manner*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*Glances around, his sack fu senses tingling. And with that he launches into the rafters and lands lightly near the carbon monoxide detectors.*
Ninja, I challenge you! TUSSLE!
*And with that he launches forward all matrixy!*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*points into the distance*
LOOK OUT! A CARBON MONOXIDE!
*cunning ruse used, the ninjafairykitty launches into the dread strike of 1000 catnip mousies*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*Looks and then realizes that you cannot see carbon monoxide, which is one of it's great dangers. He turns back just in time to stumble back, frantically blocking, ducking and parrying!*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*gets very tired swinging around 1000 catnip mousies*
You kungfuishosity is indeed mighty Grand Master Sack
but lets see how you handle
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*dramatic pause*
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*overly dramatic pause*
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*melodramatic pause*
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*forgot plan, checks notepad*
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My sekrit DONUT TECHNIQUE!
*Hands Fedor a Huuuuuge chocolate donut*
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*Stops, blinks, grabs the donut and plops down to begin NOMMINS!*
Fanks Becky!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
No, Fedor! Don't do it! IT IS A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*Mouth continues moving for several moments after he finishes speaking*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*A crack of thunder is heard in the distance*
*mighty crackings come from the bamboo dojo floor*
*in an explosion of bamboo splinters and catnip mousies the floor is rent by a rabbit foot*
*in multiple 360 spin flips, Larkerbunny lands in the middle of the room*
"Greetings all I am Yoshi Larker-bunny, Master of the Dread Rabbit Foot Clan, and Lord of Carrot-fu."
*unsheathes carrot from scabbard and goes into battle stance*
*Looks down from the rafters, still nomming the donut.*
Tramontane, LarkerBunny.... FIGHT!
*Techno music begins to play.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*shoves carrot into Tram's still moving mouth*
"Taste the power of my carrot!"
*Nibbles the carrot*
Mmmm. Carrot.
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
YES!!! My carrot-fu is strong!
Beware muahaha!
*Shifty glance left*
*Shifty glance right*
*Freezes the Bunneh in ice*
*Snickers and scampers off*
Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.
*starts shaving ice with bunny teeth*
*puts ice in glass, makes a carrot martini*
"Ah, shaken not stirred."
"Thanx Tram!"
*sits in the rafters with the well fed Fed and claps politely*
Yay!
@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points
*Watches, slightly confused.*
Well, it's not Jackie Chan, but it will do.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Jackie Chan, huh?
I'll show you Sackman!
*hurls carrot cake shurikan donuts at Fed*
*Is knocked from the rafter, but falls towards Larker in the flying buddah palm attack!*
LarkerBunny, Fedor, FIGHT!
*Techno music resumes!*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Too tired to eat, too hungry to sleep. Something's gotta give. Hi Klaw.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
Hey I'm from Triumph actly I tried to sneak in and steal your bacon but something went wrong 
Ummm, we forgot to make it in the kung fu hubbub this weekend. We have some carrot cake ninja stars though.
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
I sees
*Arrives wearing silken robes and sporting long, gray facial hair.*
Hallo, I am grand master Sack, Master of Sack-Fu. And this is the Rookery Tournament of Ultimate Martial Dragon Champions! Step forth and be known. This weekend we will decide who is the best of the best of the best of the best. Let the competition, BEGIN!
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)