ErebusDL

Mako: What are we going to do tonight boss?

LR: The same thing we do every night Mako. Try and take over the world!
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BS: Sir! We've discovered Stateman's true identity, we can now strike at his home.

LR: Excellence! I'll need a brown paper bag, some matches and some dog poop stat. This will be a day that the Stateman's won't soon forget

BS: .....
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GW: My Lord Recluse, you've finally conquered the Rogue Isles once again, what are you going to do next?

LR: I'm going to DisneyLand!

Narrator: "As Lord Recluse infamy continues to rise, he is becoming quite a phenomenon here in the states. He has begun to do interviews with several talk show hosts here in the US. The following are a few of the clips."

*Lord Recluse on the Larry King Show*

LR: "As a villain, I'd rate myself above Magneto, but below the Red Skull. I believe I have great potential, but I think my lack of a nemesis at my level is hurting me. I mean Statesman is a great guy, but he's not Captain Amer..."

*Lord Recluse with Barbara Walters*

BW: "People claim that your criminal acts, and aggression against the people of the world have caused pain, suffering, and costless lost lives. What do you have to say for yourself."

LR: "Booyah!"

*Lord Recluse on Oprah*

Oprah: "Here's a before picture... Can you believe it? Lord Recluse weighed over 450 pounds, not counting his mechanical arms... as you see today, he's made an amazing recovery and is well on the way to be a respected villain. I think that's something to be proud of."

*Lord Recluse sobs uncontrollably* "I'm so... happy."

*Lord Recluse on Lives of the Rich and Famous*

LR: "And this is my bedroom... What the?!?! What are with all these egg sacks..."
GW: "They are our 10,000 children, I just laid them this morning."
LR: "Oh snap!"

Narrator: "Where will the Lord Recluse mania end?"