E_Lusion

Any time after 4pm EST would be great for me.

Anyone have a build for it? I recently made one and wondered if it was worth the time leveling up. Suggestions please?

OMG, the guide is completely funny. But very VERY true. I give the guide two thumbs up... Nicely done, 6.

So the evil force behind this war has finally mustered enough "bravery" (term used loosely) to rear its ugly head, and an ugly one it is I understand. Phantom Pirate, YOU and only you will feel firsthand the mighty power which you so desperately seek. You have called down the thunder. My hopes is that your "SG mates" will realize that there IS NO FUTURE with you. You will cease to exist, once again, the day we finally meet.

I have contained myself long enough, we have tried to peacefully resolve this matter but now I see that there will be no peaceful end. You represent everything we stand against...evil, treachery, deception and copyright infringement (Devil Doggin with Countess Crey).

Phantom Pirate, I personally vow to send you back to Davey Jones' locker where I hope you will NOT rest in peace, but forever be the tortured soul that you are. We will avenge those heroes that have fallen to your hand and I hope I speak for everyone in TEAM when I say, we did not start this war, but we most surely END it ! ! !

-Devil Dog, Special Forces Chief (T E A M)

I am E-Lusion, level 50 Fire/Rad Controller and RECRUITER of the T E A M supergroup. J17's words has inspired many hero's who have forgotten what we are here for, to protect the innocent citizens of Paragon City and the World. While focusing on this fight, we have lost sight of that purpose and crime has run rampant. Whatever delusions Cuddles has against T E A M must be resolved once and for all. Be it a positive end or a negative one. I, for one, hope this quarrel ends in a manner that can benefit BOTH supergroups.

Only you, Cuddles, has the power to avoid the bloodshed of countless heroes on both sides of the front and to take back from the evil villans what they have taken...the streets of Paragon City. Please do not misinterpret our will to avoid unnecessary bloodshed of heroes as a weakness for I assure you that we are in no way weak. As Devil Dog has stated previously, "if a fight is what you want then a fight you shall get." But this bloodshed will not be on OUR conscious.

Cuddles,

First off, I am presently planning to sue you for any and ALL royalties made from the "Devil Dog" video. I highly believe that you or someone in your group was involved with the Malta sneak-attack on us. I truly hope that I am wrong.

Second, I am sorry to hear that Phantom Pirate is still missing. Have you checked under the bed or in the closet???

Negotiations between our two supergroups needs to occur or the will be devastation of epic proportions. But maybe that is what you and your supergroup really want. To cause havoc and mayhem....

Earlier today, several members from TEAM and TEAM BRAVO were viciously sneak-attacked by a group of Malta on the big hill of New Troy in Talos Island. Thanks to the heroic actions taken by ZerOrez, Darke Meat and Nemasis along with the support from Strata Sphere, Redneck Regen, Heal Tron, Snow Crystal and Mini-Leech, TEAM put an end to the attack.
Just before the Gunslinger "departed" this great planet, he simply said one word..."EDGE". After carefully think-tanking we realized that it wasn't the word EDGE, but that he was sounding out the letters E.D.G. (Evil Do-Gooders).
Your "attempt" to weaken us before the inevitable war has failed, but know this, it will take alot more than a few Malta to discourage us in ANY way. You do not want to get us mad, it's not a pretty sight.

...And remember that revenge is a dish best served cold.

First off, let me start by saying that those "Devil Doggin" days were while I was in college and needed the money. Much has changed since then.
Second, I can assure you that Phantom Pirate is not, I repeat, is NOT in our custody. Maybe you should look "within" for answers before lashing outward.

...All may not be what it seems.

Cuddles, Sir!

I am TEAM Special Forces Chief Devil Dog. The following statement was handed to me and my security team by Goat to personally deliver it into your possession... it reads as follows:

Sir,

We were quite disturbed by your confession of criminal activity. We interrupted our routine duties, risking unknown innocent lives, to check each of our satellite offices and storage facilities. All members reported no evidence of damage or unauthorized entry.

Then it occured to Kid Dangerous to check a structure we refer to as "Leech's Box".

Nuclear Leech, whose powers involve kinetic force and radiation, is one of our Founders and a well-respected member of our superhero community.

Unfortunately, for reasons I don't wish to go into, we soon found that we could not allow Leech to make use of the same indoor plumbing facilities as are used by the rest of the TEAM. We built him a "litter box" on the grounds with ample privacy, sufficient sound-proofing, and considerable ventilation.

Today, we found the lock on the door of the Box had been pried open, presumably with the large flat-head screwdriver we found on the ground nearby.

We reluctantly went in, but could not find anything amiss. We called Leech, who has been out of town a lot lately, to see if anything could be missing.

Leech informed us that he had purchased a considerable collection of, shall we say, entertainment material in order to better enjoy his time in the Box. He was livid that it had been taken from him and he insisted that we bring the Evil Do-Gooders to justice. He admitted that his name was on none of the materials, but that there should be sufficient samples of his DNA to prove that he had owned them.

After an heroic struggle, we were able to convince him to let it go.

If those materials were, in fact, stolen from your club (perhaps poor Leech unknowingly bought them from the thief), you are more than welcome to have them back.

As for the cost of the broken lock, buy us all a beer after your war obsession passes and we'll call it even.

There is one thing that still concerns us, though, and that is your willful destruction of our property. Be warned that we have spent considerable expense to upgrade all of our automated defense systems. Any future attempts to damage or enter our facilities could potentially be lethal for you and your members.

You've been warned.

Goat"

I now fulfill my duties. On a personal note, I, along with the rest of my security team (Darkdreamer, Sun Man, Charred Meat, Zerotix, Dr. Foobishimo and Zipp), will defend T E A M to the end of YOUR lives. It is sad that heroes must fight heroes instead of regrouping and putting aside their differences. But this is how it must be.. I await our two supergroups meetings and hope that we may find solice and tranquility in the aftermath. That is all...
- Devil Dog, TEAM Special Forces Security Chief
(Leave No Heart Beating)