To Whom It May Concern:
A few weeks ago, I had, after a period of time spent working on dealing with crimes committed, simply decided to take a look at the Arena's construction site, and, feeling a bit tired, proceeded to take a brief nap. Imagine my surprise, when, upon waking up, I was surrounded in total darkness, smelling vaguely of drying concrete. At first I thought it was some villain's trap, but after some examination, I had to come to the conclusion that the construction company in Talos island had decided to build the Arena on TOP of me, rather than waking me up!
I understand that this may have been an exception to the rule, but that does not excuse the fact that a hero who saved the Paragon City dam, contributed to the defeat of the Clockwork King, and accomlished many other deeds was paved over like so much discarded cement bags!
Also distressing is the fact that the Arena's foundation, in fact, seems to be hollow. While this did help to make sure I survived, I can't help but be concerned about what happened to the funds that should have gone towards making it more... solid, especially considering the damage duelling heroes can do to the ground.
I was only able to escape by repeatedly striking my head against the concrete until the emergency MediCom system teleported me out. The fact that I was paved over, all-black costume or no, the hollow foundation, and the empty bottles of beer I found underneath the foundation has given me serious doubts about the Paragon Construction Company's aptitude. Please see that this does not happen with the University construction sites. It isn't difficult to wake up a sleeping hero.
- Concerned,
The Thanite
