Darzer

I suggest duct tape....and a staple gun for those cute wall hangings.

Hmmmm...Nope, a resounding slap to the back of my head tells me women are NOT baby factories.

Hmmmm...insane, probably, crazy, maybe, cool...ify on that one to a boys mind. Heck, any dad I was introduced to I never got the"Meet my dad and his pet 12 guage" routine, most of them just seemed to give me the once over and actually trusted they're daugthers. That and I was the "goodboy"....my wife is laughing at that as I write this though.

Lei Long how DARE you! Toddlers are not, repeat NOT allowed to be boiled...only catapulted.

Point a child at'm whose sick Top or Bottom. Regen from that.

*shudders reliving vivid moments he dare not speak of* Bury me....please.

On the uncle thing, I found a way to keep my sister from EVER asking me to baby sit my little nephew. Though only 4 at this time and to almost EVERYONE but me thinks his curly hair is just adorable. In a nut shell, I told her if she leaves him with me, she'll get him back with a haircut like mine and its a military cut. I have not heard the phone ring once from her asking me to watch him.

As of now in this forum, Biological children are now required to be born with...

A Mute Button
A Pause Button
The Sudden Urge to Clean their rooms
Unending Attention to Prevent "Boredom"
Pet Sense (so they know the litter box needs to be cleaned)
A Pull Start (for the mornings they just WONT get out of bed)
For Boys: The Will Mom will approve my Girlfriend Sense
For Girls: The Will Dad shoot this guy sense

And last but not least....

Common Sense (though this one will be a mircle if any)