Darzer

Darzer defines children as: A small living humanoid form with almost unlimited energy, extreme vocal capiblity, and a bad scent with "explosive blaster" type capiblities.

Mommy Bear Syndrome: That quick reflex of a new mother who chooses her words carefully in certian situations and almost all of them are acceptable. Example: "Give me the damn Shotgun!!!" when some drunk person beats on the window at 1 in the morning thinking it's they're house they got locked out of.

Speaking of the things children say and do, a friend of mines little boy, 3 1/2 at the time of this, looked at his mother point and said..

"Mommy, I will destroy you!! mwahahaha"

And yes, he even managed the laugh and the look as well. I laughed when they told me then when he came into the room they told him to say it to me but the minute he did I just growled at him causing him to flee shrieking.

EMP, nope, then you jut have to put up with them yelling about you did. Then the whole posiblity of violence, lawsuits and other fun things. I suggest either the Cops to show up "quitely" as I've done, got several of them arrested for it or my other suggestion "BFG".

Status Reports
Star Strider Force
Name: Darzer
Global Contact: @Cannon x1
Reporting on Assignment: Skyway City
Star Strider Force Unit: Champion
Time/Date Location: 3:43 a.m., same date as posting.
Level of Alien Threat [High][Medium][low]: Medium

Report Details: Unlike my last report I do not know if I was the only hero that was fighting in the area when the call was sent out. I do know there were others in the area, however there was no call out to join in any fights so I decided to take a stance around the hospital area. Yes I do understand that we on Champion are the offensive team however in this case, defense became the priority as the Rikti Dropships do in fact make their bombing runs in an X fashion over the hospital. I was however assisted by both Snapyse and Minx in this endevor as Snapyse took to rushing those who had been hurt into the hospital while Minx took to bomb disposal and defense of the hospital grounds. I did remain close to the hospital and the Tram station in case either one became over whelmed. Regardless the attack was repelled and only a few civilians received sever injuries which I am thankful for.


Analysis of Current Situation: This seemed to be a very standard hit and swarm tactic as used in previous invasion(s) however I did notice something very interesting. After the ships finish they're bombing runs they pause then send in troop, this is standard as everyone has made notice, however when it occured this time I was disposing of a bomb, they deployed drone on my location instead of troops. I do not know if this is because they did not want they're troops harmed by their own ordinance or they wanted me to deal with the drones hoping the bomb would go off while I was distracted, either way whatever the plan had been it failed. I do not know if this is a common tactic or a new one they were testing.


Suggestion of Action: Nothing more than what I could already suggest, some support and perhaps have someone speak with Positron about adding a regenerator/recovery unit to the Medteleporters for heroes who fall during the fights to help cover them from being shot by ships leaving the hospitals so they can make it back the main fight or perhaps synthasize those crystals we find in the Thorns caverns and have them deployed in strategic areas around the zones during invasions like this to help give us an edge over the Rikti.

End Report, Darzer out.

Status Reports
Star Strider Force
Name: Darzer
Global Contact: @Cannon X1
Reporting on Assignment: Galaxy City, Attack and Defense of Main Freedom Corps building and surrounding Area.
Star Strider Force Unit: Champion
Time/Date Location: Friday Morning, 3:30'ish a.m.
Level of Alien Threat [High][Medium][low]: Medium

Report Details: Standard patrol and responce to alert while in Steel Canyon. Upon arrival it was just myself in the area coordinating with local zone Longbow agents and Mentor Backalley Brawler. He was responcible for keeping most of the citizens out of harms way directing them to shelter(s) that were avalible during the attack while I took the front line to handle bomb disposal and front line combat with the assistance of police drones when nessary. Due to lack of air support Drop Ships were not engaged thus not all ground could be accurately secured and defended.


Analysis of Current Situation: Just by tactics alone it was not a heavy hit assault on the Zone. I did not encounter any of the heavy assault suits nor the heavy shock troops they normally provide to the ground troops. I do not know if they see a single combantant holding ground as inferiour and not worth sending those troops, however they are not above sending in multiple waves of Officers and drones when they conciders us as "annoyances". Apparently I seem to have achieved that multiple times, I see that as a good thing.


Suggestion of Action: Unknown at this time. I am unclear if they just choose to attack Zones with no Heroes in them as a means to test our responce times or just because they are bored, either way, I suggest small detactments (3 if possible 2 troops and an officer of some kind) or perhaps access to a single Heavy support mech of either Vangaurd or Longbow to help support Heroes who are alone in Zone and choosing to stand their ground to protect the area.

End Report, Darzer out.

If they start complaining about the bald issue, tell them you're just preparing them for later on in life, they'll understand when that time comes.

Duct tape works wonders as well as a velcro suit and a wall of carpet...ahhh...memories.

Point taken.

The ultimate contridiction in the whole world... Hosptials and Rest...two words that just DO NOT go together.

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We were discharged this morning. They think he's fine and that he'd simply choked on his spit up. It was so confining and boring, I could only dance with him a few feet from the crib because of the monitor hook ups. I'm glad he's ok and that we didn't have to stay, a couple of babies came in with RSV lastnight and didn't want my little guy to catch that.. then there was the little kid Brendan with the type one and type two diabetes had with a ton of LOUD visitors and everyone of them knew something about insulin and pumps and now so do I.. gawd keep it down!!

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*And earlier in the news a woman at [Hosptial name cencored-] was seen rampaging with a iv stand chasing people from the building, police we're able to calm the woman down however they were unable to give into her request for a shotgun and a snickers bar. More on this story in the 9'oclock hour, back to you Dan.*

Wee ones never do like the suction bulb but hey, they understand later on when they're parents. Hope he gets to feeling better and its just a minor thing.

Name: Darzer
Global Contact: @Cannon X1
Level of Classification: 50
Orgin: Natural
Super Rank and Super Group: Solo, I just join in the fights to assist my fellow Heroes when needed.

Oh come on, the Hulk is a VERY good rolemodel for young children to follow, I mean, (insert childs name) SMASH!!!!

I discovered that Kung~Fu Panda was a good movie to take a 3 yr old to (my Nephew) back when it had come out. He sat through the whole thing without disturbing anyone around and now that it came out on DVD, a friend of mine actually managed to take a nap on the couch with his two girls all quiet and watching it...dang moive must be hypnotic to tykes...good for parents though.

God, what kind of parent are you for NOT having the Camera...shame on you, shame shame, go to your room.

So did you get to use the Offical parenting line "Guess what YOU'RE son said today?!?!" whats makes this better is when they ACCIDently say it infront of the grandparents..ahhh, memories. Life is good sometimes, other times I just sleep through it.

First off FIZZGIG!!!!! Secondly, like GP says, if they do it right it'll be okay and with medical advances the way they are the scar unlike the days before can be very slight so you should be good.

YaGuess I got raised different. I enjoy babying the wife when she's sick and when time affords it (meaning not working) because mainly, she's really happy when she feels better. As am I.

*recovers from laughing so hard at GP's above comment* Ah...parenthood and the things you can say and be happy about.

It all just proves one thing, we know not or barely know our neighbors anymore. Quite funny how broad and expansive yet small the world is with technology yet how slowly we are becoming hermits.

Cooking is easy, so is the cleaning afterwards. Its not the thank yous I cherish but the utter look of "You cooked and didn't destroy my kitchen" look she gets on her face that makes me smile.

So basically give a woman grocerices and she will make a meal....kinda like give a man fish and he will be fed for the day, teach and man to fish and he will sit out in a boat and drink beer all day. As for the meal that will give you an orgasm...I'll pass.

Children: A parents way of revenge upon you for giving them gray hairs and no real vacation time.

Ah, the first day of school, it was always the second one when you got the call from them letting you know your child threw up in the middle of the hall and needs to be picked up.

Treat it like it's a Rodeo.

Step 1.) Lay'm on they're back and see if you can get'm hogtied withing several seconds.

Step 2.) Gently place them back in the sling.

Step 3.) Hand off to father and threaten to use blunt trauma if child does not simmer down.

Step 4.) Check mirror to see what hair has not been yanked out.

Step 5.) Return to game.

See if those work.