Just cos i think this thread is funny and would like to keep it alive...
I remember getting my first toon, a blaster to 6 and getting hover... i always wanted to fly. I was sent to the Hollows and died several times trying to get to my mission, so i hovered there instead, with only a training enhance in it's one little slot. Took me about half an hour but i made it safely and felt i was vastly superior to all the mobs on the ground!
My other noob moment was thinking everyone was so lovely for always saying 'Lots of Love' all the time, took me ages to figure out lol meant laugh out loud.