BreakneckBecky

*drives throught the middle of the rookery with a parade including giant(ish) balloon caricatures of all the Devs followed by a 99 kitten kazoo band*

=@_@=


*iz tickled*



*gigglefits*




*thuds*

=X_X=

*puts on 3 additional form rubber foreheads of various colors and textures*


Rawr! Iz spooky alien menace. Rawr once more!


*waves pool noodles in a vaguely ominous fashion*

*splishes around in lake mochajava, burbling happily and ignoring the 3 miles of snow outside*

*scoots along with an ever growing army of chocolate chip daleks*

*scoots across the floor in a trashcan with a plunger sticking out of the side*

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! PEOPLE WHO INVENTED STAIRS FIRST! RAWR!

*ScootScootScoot*

*flumphs around in a giant snake costume and keeps poking Fedorlossus in the shin*

*PokePokePokePokePokityPokepoke*

*puts on a giant snake costume and heads out to audition*

*rises from the depths of lake MochaJava*



*Waves*



*burbles back down into the caffinated depths*

*peers down from the rafters and throws muffins at everyone*

It's The day of MUFFINRAIN!



The prophecy has come to pass!



Of course the prophecy is that it'll rain muffins, so it's not really that big a deal.

*pulls out nerf six-shooters and fires each eleven times before reloading...hitting every single piece of furniture around Fed but not actually coming close to hitting a sackperson*




*pulls out the reloading instructions and starts reading*

*steps out of "the Saloon" (actually just under the sofa) and stands directly in front of a wanted poster with a picture that could be ANY ninjafairykitty*

This the baddie when north past the jumbotron, headin for the old abandoned donut mines.

*looks up from a lime and spinach burger*




*gets a 4' stack of pamcakes with a side of a bazillion bacons, then just puts on green sunglasses*

There! Better!

*leaps from the rafters, sailing majestically across the air in a ferocious NinjaFairyKitty pounce at Fedor*







WHOMP!


*splats nose first into the floor 3' from where he's standing*



*looks around, pretenting it was obviously intentional and that spot on the carpet needed to be pounced*



*Tackels Fed for a tussel*

*tunnels through the foot + of white powdery doom and bursts through the kitty door looking like a snowball with wing, deely-bops, and a tail*


My flamethrower ran out of FWOOSH halfway here

And the clouds make aiming the orbital doomy-laser tricky.

I had to stop when the neighbors complained

*peeks out of the unlocked kitty door in pogos lab and settles in to watch spooooooky aliens do alieny stuff*

*also fires the Q-93b automated donut launcher, with the autotarget set to aim for Fedors!*

Forget what?

Did someone call?

oooo...foreboding


Wake me wehn it gets to fiveboding

*Naps on Pogos head as a stylish ninjafairykittenhat*

*drives through the door with a dumptruck full of pizzas*

Someone order a light snack?



Also, while I've solo'd trapdoor with my 3 50s (my 4th's on Justice) I'd be happy to help out if people need his face punched or stabbed or darkitydarked.

Ack!

*battles epicly against the rogue sackperson, exhibiting all the battle prowess of a ninjafairykitten battling something made of cloth and potentially scented in catnip*

May everyones new year contain less face eating weasels than the previous, assuming you're not starting a face eating weasel collection.