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*drives throught the middle of the rookery with a parade including giant(ish) balloon caricatures of all the Devs followed by a 99 kitten kazoo band*
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*iz tickled*
*gigglefits*
*thuds*
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*puts on 3 additional form rubber foreheads of various colors and textures*
Rawr! Iz spooky alien menace. Rawr once more!
*waves pool noodles in a vaguely ominous fashion* -
*splishes around in lake mochajava, burbling happily and ignoring the 3 miles of snow outside*
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*scoots along with an ever growing army of chocolate chip daleks*
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*scoots across the floor in a trashcan with a plunger sticking out of the side*
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! PEOPLE WHO INVENTED STAIRS FIRST! RAWR!
*ScootScootScoot*
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*flumphs around in a giant snake costume and keeps poking Fedorlossus in the shin*
*PokePokePokePokePokityPokepoke*
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*puts on a giant snake costume and heads out to audition*
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*rises from the depths of lake MochaJava*
*Waves*
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*peers down from the rafters and throws muffins at everyone*
It's The day of MUFFINRAIN!
The prophecy has come to pass!
Of course the prophecy is that it'll rain muffins, so it's not really that big a deal.
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*pulls out nerf six-shooters and fires each eleven times before reloading...hitting every single piece of furniture around Fed but not actually coming close to hitting a sackperson*
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*steps out of "the Saloon" (actually just under the sofa) and stands directly in front of a wanted poster with a picture that could be ANY ninjafairykitty*
This the baddie when north past the jumbotron, headin for the old abandoned donut mines. -
*looks up from a lime and spinach burger*
*gets a 4' stack of pamcakes with a side of a bazillion bacons, then just puts on green sunglasses*
There! Better!
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*leaps from the rafters, sailing majestically across the air in a ferocious NinjaFairyKitty pounce at Fedor*
WHOMP!
*splats nose first into the floor 3' from where he's standing*
*looks around, pretenting it was obviously intentional and that spot on the carpet needed to be pounced*
*Tackels Fed for a tussel*
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*tunnels through the foot + of white powdery doom and bursts through the kitty door looking like a snowball with wing, deely-bops, and a tail*
My flamethrower ran out of FWOOSH halfway here
And the clouds make aiming the orbital doomy-laser tricky.
I had to stop when the neighbors complained -
*peeks out of the unlocked kitty door in pogos lab and settles in to watch spooooooky aliens do alieny stuff*
*also fires the Q-93b automated donut launcher, with the autotarget set to aim for Fedors!* -
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oooo...foreboding
Wake me wehn it gets to fiveboding
*Naps on Pogos head as a stylish ninjafairykittenhat* -
*drives through the door with a dumptruck full of pizzas*
Someone order a light snack?
Also, while I've solo'd trapdoor with my 3 50s (my 4th's on Justice) I'd be happy to help out if people need his face punched or stabbed or darkitydarked. -
Ack!
*battles epicly against the rogue sackperson, exhibiting all the battle prowess of a ninjafairykitten battling something made of cloth and potentially scented in catnip* -
May everyones new year contain less face eating weasels than the previous, assuming you're not starting a face eating weasel collection.