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Tonight, on Eye on Paragon, we investigate theories that Behind the Mask is using false evidence to create reports against heroes. We will be following a group of Police Officers and our very much friendly hero Internection. But first, we now go to commercial.
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Officer: We are about to break the door. Bring in the battering ram!
Internection: *Aims hands and uses Power Burst, blasting the door to splinters*
Officer: GO GO GO!
Officer 2: This is a bust!
Officer: Check the tape rooms for evidence!
Internection: *Searches tapes* Found one! Eye on Paragon dub tape!
Officer: Hmm, this is enough evidence for slander against heroes. You've helped this city with a great service Internection.
Internection: Just part of my job. Now, I gotta go back to fighting the good fight. *Runs out the door and flies into the night sky*
(I had to clear my good name, lol)

(Ooo, good ones there)
Reporter: Hello, welcome back to Eye on Paragon. Tonight we are investigating something new that has hit Paragon's streets. Strangely enough, there is a new breed of Clockwork that has been identified by one of our sources as "The Tap Dancing Clockwork." Built frm the remains of a Tesla Prince, the strange Clockwork almost dances as it makes its destructive runs around the city. Here is an earlier interview with Internection;
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Reporter: So, Inter, may I call you Inter, what, if any, substance is there to a new breed of Clockwork ravaging the city?
Internection: A lot *Holds up the blanked out badly severed arm* The new breed of Clockwork looks rather unusual and almost dances in Combat, and so no one is as afraid as they have come to be, essentially making this Clockwork a thousand times worse than any other.
Reporter: I see... Can you give us any extra information on this monstrosity so that people may avoid it in future?
Internection: Yes. Number 1: Stay away from highly industrial areas. Number 2: It is painted bright pink, easy to see even at night. And Number 3: It releases a loud clicking music to keep its dancing in tempo. Keep a good ear out and you'll here it a mile away.
Reporter: Paragon thanks you.
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Reporter: Well, thats all for now folks. Tune in next time to when we go up close and personal with Tiger Swipe, King of the Tiger people, and the German Healer, Desmodius.

(Ask and you shall recieve)

Reporter: Hello, welcome to Eye on Paragon, and tonight we interview a newcomer hero, a Cyborg by the name of Internection. Good evening sir.
Internection: Hey.
Reporter: Sir, I hear you are reporting to us from... Faultline?
Internection: Yes, yes I am. I am currently on assignment from Seargent Parker of the Paragon Police Department. I've been fighting Vhazilok for a few days now, even the odd group of Circle warriors and yet this area seems lost.
Reporter: Who would you say is to blame for the massive villain influx into the area?
Internection: If anyone, Faultline and the Rikti. No one else to blame really other than the actual villain groups.
Reporter: But what about the Statesman? Would you say that his slack on Hero's has caused a weakening line?
Internection: You're kidding me right? The Statesman protects you for years, this is the thanks he gets? The Statesman is the best hero in Paragon and I think he deserves some respect for what he does. He is doing the best with what he has.
Reporter: But surely...
Internection: No, this interview is over!
Reporter: But...
Internection: Its over! Turn off that camera!
Cameraman: *Falls over* *Camera breaks*
Reporter: And with that emotional response by Internection, we find that in Paragon, Life goes on.