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Hello and Welcome to C! True Paragon Stories!

Today we tell the story of:

Dazz Marvelous!

Fighting Foul

Dazz Angriest was once one of the most insensitive, rude and obnoxious heroes in existence. After racking up 72 public decency violations and 16 incidents of 'Destruction while Flying Under the Influence' he was arrested and brought to Sister Psyche for treatment.

She sentenced Dazz to 432 hour of Bravo Tv while under hypnotic suggestion strobe lights. In the end, it turned out to be too much for Dazz Angriest to take and when he emerged from the Bravo Cave he was...


Framing Fantastic

Before hitting the streets and taking a big ol' nibble out of crime, Dazz made a visit to the tailor and spent all of his ill-earned influence on some fantastic new clothes.

Now that he was Fabulous as well as Marvelous, Dazz made it his life's work to help as many heroes as he could. He hooked up with some Perky Fellows and started hosting many fun events for Paragon City and beyond!

Fashionista Fatigue

After a time, Dazz Marvelous felt the stress of leadership and goodytwoshoesness. He began to revert to his former self, he even almost thought about maybe kicking a puppy. The Horror!
Knowing this was a crisis of super-duper proportions, Dazz went back to Sister Psyche for advice.

"I told him it was ok to be a little evil." Sister Psyche confided in us, here at C!, "No one is completely good. You know, except for Blue Steel."

Assuaged by Sister Psyche's advice, Dazz moved on and kept thinking about kicking those puppies, although he never did.

Fabulous Forever

Mr. Marvelous still patrols the streets of Paragon, heralding costume contests, radio shows and trivia in every zone that hasn't kicked him out. Keep your eyes open and maybe you could find yourself under the smiling face of Dazz Marvelous.

This has been your host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!

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Hello and Welcome to C! True Paragon Stories!

Today we tell the story of:

Amygdala!

Brain Budding

The Globus Pallidus and the Putamen had been together for quite a while when Amygdala came along. Her parents would have been happy and proud to have her, but that was Amygdala's job, not theirs.

She was always rather small, but she pulled her weight around the brain. She took her duties very seriously, but she never really enjoyed working in a system.

Unfortunately, the brain where Amygdala lived wasn't meant to last. It took one crack too many and Amygdala was out on her own, roaming the streets to the horror and screams of everyone nearby.

Look the Crook

Luckily, Amygdala was near the local Facemaker when she hopped out. Glenda scooped her up and dropped her in the 'Extra Bits' bin.

It wasn't long before she was stitched up in an old Embalmed Cadaver, but rather than run the risk of getting blown to bits, Amygdala decided she'd had enough as a body part and took the whole cadaver under her control.

While she was there, she beat up Glenda and got a new look. Proving once again that Brass Knuckles are a girls best friend.

Brawn to the Brains

Being just a pile of old parts with a piece of brain, Amygdala definitely needed a tune up. She hopped a boat to Talos Island and convinced Citadel to build her a new body, with all the bells and whistles

Unfortunately, some Freakshow got wind of all the new tech under Amygdala's control and tried to steal it away from the plucky piece of grey matter. She tried to fight back but her systems were still in beta and she ended up losing her body, being left in an alley as a disembodied head.

A Head of the Game

It wasn't long before her head was discovered by some passing heroes. They took her to their Supergroup Base and fixed her up to be good as new. Amygdala felt indebted to the heroes and joined their squad, giving them a spiffy new latin title and becoming a heroic icon to all those in and around Paragon City.

This has been your host, Pumpernickel Van Ashcraft for C! True Paragon Stories! Tune in next week as we unravel the past of another Hero or Villain!

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