*This is my first post on the COH-boards ever! Gratz on luring me out xD *
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Issue Eight: Big Red Ball!
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OMG i was just thinking that xD
only read up to page 10 of this thread...
BIG RED BALL SATURDAYS!!!
Every saturday from 12-3(or whatever) have the BRBs spawn all over paragon.... picture standing on top of atlas city hall waiting for 12.... a flash of light high in the sky causes your heart to race.... 50 some odd BRBs appear in random locations above the atlas statue then drop onto the great orb he holds bouncing off all across the zone... Everyone scatters off to find and pummle them for the next three hours!!!
Limited public ball time would ensure they never grow stale and that you would never have trouble finding others to Big red ball with!
( have baddies play with Big red balls and only attack in defense so lowbies can join in without worry?
)
Also open a BRB shop (Called: Kythorn's little Big red ball shop!
) somewhere in paragon where for an outrageously large fee you can purchase yourself a Big Red Ball accolade that lets you summon.... A Big red ball!
In my dreams.... various temp or inherent powers allow you to pick up,throw, dribble, foot juggle, squeeze ^^, and drop kick your Big red ball as well as anything else you can think of!
(In order to prevent any BRB type advantages... Not usable during missions or in PVP zones, long inturuptable activation time... SniperX3 to 5, NPCs will attack-oneshot-pop/deflate your ball >=[ )
on top of that throw in say... 10,000³ various BRB arena matchs and a few places around paragon designed for BRB tom foolary while they are out or not.
-BRB based badges
-Unimportant NPCs (civilians, baddies, get super KBed by mobalized BRBs for hilarious fun ^^
-States'n pals join in the fun during Big red ball saturdays
-Comicaly Exaggerated bouncing noises
-Tiny chance to have the ball bounce you when attacked ^^
-=WELCOME TO ZERO'S MIND=-
The Zero soldier is sitting at the Atlas park yellow line exit dock waiting... in a trance...
Then, the hero called Darkady Dark Shadoe healer demon blade of flame. InUyAsHoE the katana regen scrapper (O_o) climbs out of the car that just arrived. ZS jumps to his feet and shouts " I CHALLENGE YOU, TO BIG RED BALL!!!11!!" After summoning hes trusty ball with the accolade he made up for this thread, the two of the immediatly began to wollop the BRB all across Atlas in what wasnt to be remember as the greatest game of Big red ball that never took place... Each hero attacking the Big red ball with all their might... each with with different objectives in mind that they had made up and kept to themselves pretending the opposition was dead set on preventing them from achieving those goals... About 35 hours later ZS proceeded to pass out from sleep depravation and hunger... He awoke later in a hospital, positive that he had been victorious.
-=Did you actualy read that crap?=-
~Disclaimer~
*I hardly put any thought into this stuff at all, so dont take them too seriously. Also i have absolutely nothing against people whos names contain the words: Dark, Shadow, Healer, Blade, Flame, Demon, Inuyasha, or any altared versions of them. Nore do i have anything against Katana/Regen scrappers... just figured someone out there would find the joke as funny as i did.*
The coming of the Big red ball is inevitable, as I have forseen it.
