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*Angry CatSharkGurl noms on a fudgesicle*
Yes, I'm glad I thought of this little shindig -
I got some Winnahs pizza right chere
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*construction crew rolls in and begins building the new nightclub*
Bye-Bye lovely insurance money -
*hides Angry CatSharkGurl and brandishes 12-gauge shotgun*
Have you ever tried to kidnap a catgirl and had your innards splattered over the back wall? -
*flips it to local morning news*
It's time for my dose of depressing stories happening in my depressing city. -
*walks in counting a fat stack of $100 bills*
*deadpan* Oh, darn. My beautiful nightclub. Whatever will I do? -
*walks in with a groove in my step*
Oh yes, we are back -
*tackles Chaos and renders him unconscious, then flips it back to football*
Look, you hormonal nerds, it's Sunday and I will not be denied my dose of football -
*takes the remote back and changes it to football*
Sorry, but your Morgan Webb nerd fantasies have to wait. Time for a man's game. -
Hey, hey, HEYYY! I will have you know that golf is a grand game! I love golf! I own Tiger Woods on the Playstation and I play it regularly (when I'm not on CoX of course), and I will not stand idly by while this great sport is mocked -
*flips it to Food Network*
A man who can cook is a man who has it all. -
I'll bring some buttered toast for the preserves
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Don't you hate when you're trying to enjoy a few brief moments on the computer on a Saturday morning before the house wakes up, and your toddler pops up like breakfast toast and ruins the whole idea?
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When you go to put in your daily lottery numbers and the person who put them in punched in the wrong numbers for your tickets, and the numbers you intended to play actually fall?
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Let's do a picnic
What are you bringing? I'm bringing the Pepsi baby. -
*grabs the remote and accidentally changes it to G4*
lol Morgan Webb.