One Wacky Idea Before the End:

Re-enable base raids! We'll live with whatever gets broken!

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"Can play" is not a binary. It's a float.
There are some pretty low values of "can play" out there.
--Fulmens

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off

I will +1 this.

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"while some people would say fish, cow, ambush!"-Ice9