If ever I were an Evil Overlord.....


Purple Praetorian

 

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The Evil Overlords have decided to step out and look for other Overlords who think they are evil. In order to shack up with us, you do need to remember a few things. We are Evil Overlords: We aspire to be different from those other *cough* Evil Overlords: We will not make the same mistakes they make: We will not conform to the stereotype of Evil Overlords.

Examples:

We dress in bright and cheery colors, to throw our enemies into confusion.

Our fortress hallways are designed with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

When arresting prisoners, our guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

We will make it clear that we do know the meaning of the word "mercy"; we simply choose not show them any.

and more importantly though, the force-field generators will be located inside the shield they generate.

If this sounds like something you can deal with, then let us know. Someone will get back to you.

evil.overlords@yahoo.com