Weekend Rookery: MANHUNT


BreakneckBecky

 

Posted

*Sets off the alarms at the police station and gets on the CB radio*

Calling all units, all units, we have a MANHUNT for a perpetrator of a heinous donut theft at 9:00 AM Friday morning.

Subject is a 1'4" Burlap male answering to the name of Fedor Sackman, described as having a wide smile, an enormous head, and endearing plastic-looking eyes. All vehicles be on the lookout. All available units begin sweeping the city. Organize a BOLO for any persons matching the description.

Be warned. Subject is armed, dangerous, may have allies, and is ridiculously adorable-looking.

Please see our files for a shot of the suspect given to us by an anonymous witness.



Be warned, the subject has in the past displayed a propensity for disguise, so any friendly-looking and recognizeably-costumed professional may in fact be the suspect in disguise. Take no chances.

Godspeed, men.


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

Posted

*Sneaks into the Rookery wearing a very clever disguise....*





Morning there Tramontane...


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

It's more of a sack hunt then isn't it? or a sackrace?


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

Posted

*gives everyone big squishy boobie hugz™!!!*

Mmm.. a MANHUNT? Hmm.. prehaps i should change into something more....alluring... *wickedly grins*


<-----wants a whip emote! (checks off list, thank you Going Rogue! *smooches*)
<-----wants female & customizable MM pets!

[Local] Free.Fall: Detra TF.. timed. last 30 minutes with handcuffs on..no one has collected the badge yet..

 

Posted

*Snuggles FeyFey*

Hi FeyFeyDetra


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

*sneaks into the Rookery and lays a Huuuuge mountain of donuts inside a box with a door just big enough for a sackperson to sneak in*



*begins waiting and cunningly plotting*



*realises that plotting is hard work*



*gets sleepy and takes nap in the rafters*

=Z.Z=


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

Posted

*Wanders up to the box and goes inside to investigate the wonderful smell of fresh donuts!*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

*Snares Fedor in Becky's cunning trap*

AHA! WE HAVE YOU NOW, THIEF!


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

Posted

*puts out icecubes for Tram*


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

Posted

*Glances at the door, then at the donuts. Shrugs and keeps nomming.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

*opens the bigger back door to the box and slides out the whole tray of donuts, nomming Fedor included and stashes them in the sekrit kitteh hideout under the sofa*

*places a small burlap sack with googly eyes, lightly covered in donut crumbs, into the trap box*

*takes another nap*


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

Posted

*Fails to even notice, happily nomming donuts. Though he does pause to wave at Becky as he passes by.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

Posted

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fedor View Post
*Fails to even notice, happily nomming donuts. Though he does pause to wave at Becky as he passes by.*
Has fedor in a donut trap..okay wheres my gazillion inf?


as Ood Sigma said....We will sing to you, Doctor. The universe will sing you to your sleep. This song is ending. But the story never ends.

 

Posted

*gives the puppeh 1 gazillion inf-latable chewtoys, with extra squeaky squeakers and realistic bacon scent*


@SoylentPlaid
I haz 87 Clouded Points

 

Posted

*Taps Becky on the shoulder and offers a donut and snuggles.*


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)