Stand Up Comedy Rookery Weekend


Fedor

 

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*Walks in and a spotlight shines on the counter. He hops up and walks into the light to the microphone.*

Testing... good evening ladies and germs.

I went to the doctor the other day and I said 'Doc it hurts when I do this.' So he said, 'Don't do that.'

*Crickets chirp and he nervously taps the microphone.*

Is this thing on?


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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*claps and tries the veal*


 

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*Shiftyglance left*

>.>

*Shiftyglance right*

<.<

SO, HOW 'BOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD?


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

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Hallo FuzzyTigerTramontane

How about that airline food?


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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What airline food? Can't get any on continental US flights anymore.

*gets a coffee*

Anyway, I'm at work the other night, and this guy drives up with a vintage '57 DeSoto, in prime condition, to fill the gas tank and get a coffee. He comes in to pay, and some 18 year old kid looks at him and goes "is that an actual DeSoto?" The guy turns and says "nope, it's a Porsche, just souped up the body a bit."

Here's your sign...

(dead serious, that happened about 5AM Thursday morning where I work. )


"Your voice holds the key to your society
Expose the ones that want to **** it up for you and me
No more of settling for what they feed
The time has come to put the pressure up against the greed"
- Senser, "Resistance Now"

 

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Hey there Soundwave

Hmmm, not sure I have heard a DeSoto joke before.


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)

 

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Well, I just flew in from Atlas Park, and boy, were the Speed-Runners sick of waiting for me when I got there. :V


Ice/Ice Blaster. Dedication to concept is an ugly thing.
Claws/WP Brute. Sex without the angst.
Every CoX character lies somewhere on this spectrum.

 

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yeah, but think of this Tramontane. Your socks stink when you get done running, Think of how bad their's smell.


Don't say I'm out of touch with this rampant chaos your reality

Evilly Yours, Fey Bot/Trap MM

 

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Their feet are sterilized by the heat. Hi FeyFey


Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)