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I got this in an email and thought of you:

It's that time of year! Perhaps you've noticed…

There's been an explosion of marshmallow peeps on food store counters. To understand these unique technological wonders, scientists have subjected them to some basic scientific experiments in the laboratory, focusing on the basic attributes and reactions of Peeps to simple conditions and stimuli: Reaction to heat, cold, various solvents, and low-pressure testing. Perhaps one of the most under-represented areas of study worldwide, the issues of Peep well-being, are only now making their way into the mainstream consciousness. Research scientists have investigated the effects of smoking and alcohol on Peep health. In addition, quintuplet Peep siblings, conjoined at birth, have been separated through a daring application of modern medical practices! Finally, the "fear response" mechanism in these confectionary birds has been tested. Results, data, and amazing photos of all of these research studies can be found at: http://www.peepresearch.org/

Peeps, while abundant in the Spring, become sparse by early summer. Many have speculated that this dramatic population reduction is a natural result of complex predator/prey relationships. Peep populations appear to swell up until the bizarre convergence of 50% off sales at grocery stores and pharmacies around the world. Dedicated teams of scientists, engineers, and astrologists have yet to explain why this always happens on a Monday.



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Thanks you Phillygirl, this is awesome.

I am not sure where all those peeps go in the summer (leaving me alone until the following spring) but I have some ideas where the ones that fall victim to human predation go:
they become diorama victims

I'm not a cannibal or anything, but some do end up in my belly

the pressure of it all may just get to me, until i become one of those people you hear about in the news.


The Marshmallow spectrum
Gud � Peeps
| Rice Krispy Treats
| Smores

Ebil - Circus Peanuts

 

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my facebook friends got to see this and this.

they are too awesome not to share here


The Marshmallow spectrum
Gud � Peeps
| Rice Krispy Treats
| Smores

Ebil - Circus Peanuts

 

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I am a TOTAL Peepster and totally LOVE the Diorama link!! Very awesome Peep Artz!!


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there's a reason i love this time of year


The Marshmallow spectrum
Gud � Peeps
| Rice Krispy Treats
| Smores

Ebil - Circus Peanuts