Quick! Reactivated accounts! Post something you can get away with!

Free accounts for the weekend...

And... quick! Type something you can get away with!

I like cheese! No... um...

Jack wasn't that bad... No... um...

That stalker Valentine thing for War Witch was creepy!

I don't play city of heros!

*walks in*
*stands on a podium*

Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9-11. Thank you for your time and good night.

*walks away*

Only commys think 2+2=2!