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So I was thinking again sorry and I found myself wondering about the more normal professionals in Paragon City or Rogue Isles what they might encounter in their daily lives..
Specifically I was wondering what might be said by various heroes, villains and civilians while sitting on their Psychiatrists couch
So Things heard by Psychiatrists in City of Heroes
Port Oakes Construction Worker: You dont understand Im not saying the work SEEMS like its taking forever the work IS taking forever! Every morning when I come in the work I did the day before is all undone! I swear Im not crazy!
Steel Canyon Fire Chief: I I guess I just feel overworked you know, Doc? I mean theres no fires anywhere else in the city but in Steel Canyon? Ten or twelve a day! And always the same buildings!! And the BUDGET restraints!! The city council wont give me the money for personnel they wont give me the money for a fire truck! I have to carry a pallet of extinguishers out to the fire and beg heroes to help me I I dont sleep anymore when I try all I hear is the sound of Hellions laughing
Fusionette: Hey Doc Glad you could see me today I really wanna talk about how I get no respect in this city Everyone always makes fun of me and says Im not dependable and Im too easily distracted What? I missed my appointment? Its not my fault! I got Lost on the way here! No, I dont mean I couldnt find it I mean I got captured by the Lost!
Paragon City Bus Driver: I feel so unreal most of the time Its almost like I dont exist at all I see evidence that I MUST exist here and there around me but it all seems like a lie somehow
Radiation Defender: Ive been having some self-esteem issues lately Doc I mean.. all I hear is Healorz Healorz Our Team Needz Healorz And I try to tell them I have a heal.. but well.. it seems so inadequate to what they really want even when I get on a team it always feels like a pity-invite I try to tell myself its all in my head that I AM respected that I DO contribute to the team but then my own team mates kill my debuff anchor before anyone else
City Representative: Its disrespectful thats what it is! I have a name I have a beautiful name but do they ever call me by it? Noooo They only call me by my job title! Whats that? You need my name for billing purposes? Oh. Er Umm last name Reprezentateef... first name Sitay Its French
Troll: Me am depressed Me am pretty sure me used to be smarter than me am now Me am stronger But me now got anger management issues Me pretty sure me not used to be this color too It am true what they say It am not easy being green
Rikti: Emotional status: Depressed. Mate: Angry. Mates request: Divorce. Personal possessions: Half. Future possessions: Alimony. Reason cited for Divorce: Communication issues.
Hellion: Everyone says I have a problem its not a PROBLEM.. I just like fire a little bit thats all So what if I set fire to some old abandoned warehouse? No ones using it.. I just want to watch the pretty fire the lovely flames.. the.. flicker the smell of smoke mmmm those beautiful shooting sparks uhh Doc can I have a moment or two alone in your bathroom? Oh and can I borrow your lighter?
Paragon Protector: The scientists at the lab tell me that the voices I hear are false memories that its impossible for me as a clone to have any real memories from the hero my genetic material came from but I dont think thats it at all I think theyre REAL memories I think Im reincarnated and in a past life I was Judy Garland.
Scirocco: Im so conflicted On the one hand I want to be good! I want to be a hero and rid the world of evil But theres that curse and I am forced to only do evil acts with my powers I am so depressed all the time I wrote a poem about it would you like to hear it? My sessions over? No its not I have 15 minutes left Your clock right there on the wall says its quarter of What do you mean its broken?
Sister Psyche: Well I was going to talk about a fight my husband and I had last night but I sense you are terribly upset about something doctor something about your son why dont we talk about that?
Lord Recluse: I always thought this whole survival of the fittest thing was the best possible way to surround myself with the strongest allies in existence but look at what I have a freak who doubles my food budget all by himself and always smells like fish an ******** who thinks World War 2 didnt take it far enough and then theres Angsty McAngsterton the only one who is worth anything at all is Ghost Widow and SHES dead!
Nemesis: Doc have you ever felt like everyone in the world was plotting against you? Well I dont feel like that actually I feel exactly the opposite at times I feel as though *I* were plotting against EVERYONE in the world
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw