Trevor McDonald


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My poem about 'Metal Sandwhich' was a spinoff of my original poem about Trevor McDonald, here is the original poem



Trevor McDonald i love you so
You aint like Colin Farrel, you aint no ho
Whether on the news, or on TV
You make me in my pants, go wee wee
You are 'da best' across the land
You look so cute, with your papers in hand
Dont stop at the studio cmon lets go
Trevor McDonald, i love you so.

The Metal Sandwhich poem, now lost in a deleted thread, is as followed...

Oh metal sandwhich i love you so,
You ain't like rubber waffle, you aint no ho
Whether in a lunchbox or falling from the sky
Its your sheer weight, that causes people to die
I long for the day that i do get to touch
Metal sandwhich, i love you so much


Metal Sandwhich and Trevor McDonald are both similar to each other, so a while ago i decided to make a poem with a different pace

I call this poem/rap


MILK.

MC U-H-T!

TREATED TO BE CLEAN IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
FROM THE MOMENT IM SECRETED IM DEEMED TO BE TREATED
MAKE MA MILK SAFE FOR DA KIDZ TO DRINK IT
B-B-Break it down now

Milk is white makes you win-in-a-fight,
a milky treat straight from a cows teat, gamers drink it in order to be leet!!


Noob.

Oh noob why must you fail so?
We dont really need you in our team, can you just go?
No you cannot tank mobs like a granite,
When you run in, we all just panic
Perhaps this game is not for you...
Try the tutorial, it'll see you through
Infact don't bother with doing that
Lets just face it, your just a bit cr*p

I am aware that i have used one or two words that are slightly rude, but this game is now a 16+ ^^



So yeah

Thats my 2 cents

Thanks for reading.