The Paragon Times/ Rogue Isles Protector

Ever wondered just what's beyond the front page of the newspaper? Sure, the most heroic acts, and most villainous ploys make the headlines, but there's gotta be more going on than just that, right?

Right!

This is the area dedicated to those other stories. The place where those coloumn inches on page 17 go! So knock yourself out, and put down in black and white the heroic stories and villainous plots that grabbed the media's attention, but wern't quite grand enough to make it to page 1

Would the classified ads section do?


WANTED: Brutal thugs to pummel superheroes!

Are you aged 18-30, often found lounging against walls idly clenching your fists and punching one hand into the other? Villainous enough to commit crime, but not evil enough to be s upervillain? Why not join up with a notorious Mastermind and see the Rogue Isles with your friends? Bring your family and travel across the Isles and even to Paragon City perhaps..
Gun, molotov cocktails and matching outfits provided.
NB: I am a h34l0r so you will COME TO NO HARM! Not like with other Masterminds! I value my brave henchmen!
If interested reply to Doktor Destruktion: Box 20543

CALLING ALL VAHZILOK!
Organs! Get your limbs and organs here! Hardly used, and mostly bullet free! I have a near-endless supply of organs, limbs and occasionally whole bodies for collection, all from young men in the peak of health. Name your location in the Rogue Isles and I will bring to you! Occasional superhero-caused damage but usually only superficial. Name the amount and I will provide!
Contact Doktor Destruktion: Box 20543

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