"...Managed to speak to the missing hero last night. He had this to say" Dark looked somewhat suprised at the newscrew that was cornering him while he was in a rush, two bouquets of flowers in one hand and a few boxes of chocolates under the other. He looked at the camera and went to scratch the back of his head with the flower-holding hand and managed to get a face full of roses. "Uh... Old nemesis of mine got hold of me. I've been trying to get away since i went missing, i guess."
"You mean the Clockwork King, Jared?" the blonde newsreporter asked, holding the microphone up to his face "Uh, no. Bigger then that."
"Nemesis Rex? Dr Vazhilock?"
"Woah, Doc Vazhilock hates me more then usual now? What did i ever do to... oh, yeah. right. The arm-cannon thing. Hehe. Nah, its not those guys. This ones a little more personal"
"What is this man's name? is he a danger to paragon city?"
"Uh... It's more of an It. The Nexus, an no... not if it knows whats good for it." He fixed a steely glare on the camera for a second, before calming somewhat and re-attaining his dopey grin. "So how -you- been Barbera?" He asked the news reporter, making her blink "I'm... fine, thank you."
"How about that guy you were seeing... whats his name, Grayham?" Dark waved to the camera "Yo, Dude."
***
Dark watched himself proceed to embarass the newsreporter on TV with a little chuckle as he rubbed the back of his head "They never expect that...". He moved over to the TV and bent down, rubbing his chin "Jane... am i really that grey now?"
"Yup" She replied from the bathroom. Dark ran his fingers through his hair and grumbled somewhat "You got any Grecian 5000 in my colour?"
"Nope" Came the reply.
"Damn..."
"...Managed to speak to the missing hero last night. He had this to say" Dark looked somewhat suprised at the newscrew that was cornering him while he was in a rush, two bouquets of flowers in one hand and a few boxes of chocolates under the other. He looked at the camera and went to scratch the back of his head with the flower-holding hand and managed to get a face full of roses. "Uh... Old nemesis of mine got hold of me. I've been trying to get away since i went missing, i guess."
"You mean the Clockwork King, Jared?" the blonde newsreporter asked, holding the microphone up to his face "Uh, no. Bigger then that."
"Nemesis Rex? Dr Vazhilock?"
"Woah, Doc Vazhilock hates me more then usual now? What did i ever do to... oh, yeah. right. The arm-cannon thing. Hehe. Nah, its not those guys. This ones a little more personal"
"What is this man's name? is he a danger to paragon city?"
"Uh... It's more of an It. The Nexus, an no... not if it knows whats good for it." He fixed a steely glare on the camera for a second, before calming somewhat and re-attaining his dopey grin. "So how -you- been Barbera?" He asked the news reporter, making her blink "I'm... fine, thank you."
"How about that guy you were seeing... whats his name, Grayham?" Dark waved to the camera "Yo, Dude."
***
Dark watched himself proceed to embarass the newsreporter on TV with a little chuckle as he rubbed the back of his head "They never expect that...". He moved over to the TV and bent down, rubbing his chin "Jane... am i really that grey now?"
"Yup" She replied from the bathroom. Dark ran his fingers through his hair and grumbled somewhat "You got any Grecian 5000 in my colour?"
"Nope" Came the reply.
"Damn..."