Rocko diry
Date Rocko not rememba
Location: Cave.
So, Rocko wuz chillin in cave with troll buddies in Hollows. We playing some troll games, doin lots of dyne , and feelin pretty good. We had Throw da Rabbit at da wall (very easy game for da new trolls) , Blow out da Dynamite (over in next cave), and even Dunk the CoT for Apples . CoT not to good at dat game, but dem Apple computers also VERY heavy.
So in walk Gurl Troll. She make noise and start talking bout something in front of cave. So lots of Trolls go see what she sayin. Dey so noisy that Rocko had to drop the CoT to go see what she saying too. Rocko get dere bout half way into it. She was saying dat she a good cape troll, and got Level 50 badge to prove it. She say we can be good cape trolls to. Dis make many Trolls mad, and dey start yellin, so Rocko have hard time hearin gurl troll. Rocko hear her name Melo. Den other troll in back of cave tell Rocko to go get more Rabbits and CoT cuz we use up what we had. Rocko want to stay to hear what gurl troll saying, but Rocko not big time troll, so Rocko go.
All way to other cave (not boom cave when Dynamite game played) something bother Rocko bout Melo, gurl troll. Den Rocko figure it out, Rocko never SEE gurl troll before! Den Rocko figure, she not bad lookin gurl troll either! Rocko wonder more bout why she say Troll be good cape. Rocko decide go back and ask. Big time Trolls have lil time memory so Rocko will play dumb about bein told to get more Rabbits and CoT.
Rocko get back and all Trolls gone or on floor. Melo had big choppa like lawn mower and da trolls was like grass. Rocko arrive after she gone. Some big time trolls was getting up and Rocko think We trolls always trying to do da hardest thing to prove we big time too. Lift biggest rock, beat biggest good capes in da hollows, all dat stuff. But what really be harder dan bein good cape Supatroll? Melo gurl troll do it, Rocko can do it too!
Rocko pick bad time to tell Big Time trolls. Troll very sensiti-whatever right after getting butt kicked. But the Dyne not know for helpin troll make good choice. So, Rocko say he be good cape too, prove Trolls da best at anything dey want to do. Dey didnt like dat, thought Rocko joking. Rocko say he not. Dey gather round Rocko and say his head have more rock inside den our cave. Dat pretty bad, cuz our cave have lots of rocks. Dey start yellin and soon all Rocko hear is RAWRRR!!!!. Next ting Rocko know. Dey yelling bout getting rocks from inside Rocko head to outside. Dis very bad. Rocko never seen what inside Rockos head, and Rocko think dere good reason it inside and not outside. So, Rocko make himself like cave rocks and start fighting back. Lots of smashy stuff happen. Rocko just made it out even tho few trolls dat was left was mostly beat up still from Melo.
So Rocko know he can prove Troll can be best good cape, like Melo doin. So Rocko head to Atlas, avoiding good cape and po-po drones to Regis..whatever as good cape
.Den maybe other Troll come be good capes too and we move out Hollows.
Rocko go find out what all dis good cape stuff about
Pinnacle: Sgt. Major - L50 ARDevicesElec Blaster ,Sgt. Medic - L50 IllusionEmpathy Controller, PootyButt - L50 DarkDP Defender Skunk
Virtue: Rockford Pennington - L50 StoneSS Tank, L50 WPSS Tank, L40 ElecDM Tank, L37 DADM Tank, L50 EmpRad Def, Zoom Jr - L50 FireDev Blaster
Rocko diry
Date Rocko not rememba
Location: At lus, Whitecoat Man office
Rocko: Rocko told to come here to be good cape.
White coat man: Aieee!! Help! Its a Troll!! Security!
Rocko: look, Rocko want to be good cape, you help or not? Rocko not be smashy in long time, now not good time for you if me start now! Make Rocko Good Cape, NOW
White coat man: Um ye-y-y-yes riigh..wait, you want to register, as a Hero?
Rocko: If dat let Rocko be smashy legal-whatever, den yes. Dat good cape word Hero?
White coat man: W-w-well yes. A Hero is someone who Risks their life to defend the innocent and protects the city or the country against those wish to do it harm.
Rocko: Hero can be smashy and crashy? Fight a lot? Throw other capes through hard things?
White coat man: Well, regrettably violent things do happen in the course of helping others. But I
Rocko: Dis job perfect for Rocko! White coat man talky to much! Rocko want to be Good Cape NOW!! Gimme card so Rocko go smashy and not get arrested or zap by po-po drones!!!!!!!
White coat man: y-y-y-y-yessir! Ill just need you to fill out the 500page appli
.
Rocko RAWWRRRRRRRR!!!
White coat man:
or just sign the last page with your full name Mr
?
Rocko: Dat better talky White coat man! Give scribbler now!
White coat man: your name is
..Rockford Pennington?
Rocko: you make fun of Rocko name mom give Rocko?! Rocko feeling smashy..
White coat man:N-n-n-no of course not its just so
.un-trollish.
Rocko: Dat Rocko weak name before he get strong with Dyne! Rocko name now ROCKO MEGA SUPATROLL!!
White coat man: ah, w-w-w yes of course it is. Well put Rocko under preffered name?
Rocko: Rocko got no problem with dat, cuz dat Rockos name. Gimme smashy badge now!
White coat man: H-h-h-h-here you go sir, and if youre quite ready, I have some um..smashy things for you to do right now..
Rocko: White coat man finally talking sense. Gimme names and place so Rocko get started being Good cape!
White coat man: w-well certainly
there are some reports of people disappearing
Pinnacle: Sgt. Major - L50 ARDevicesElec Blaster ,Sgt. Medic - L50 IllusionEmpathy Controller, PootyButt - L50 DarkDP Defender Skunk
Virtue: Rockford Pennington - L50 StoneSS Tank, L50 WPSS Tank, L40 ElecDM Tank, L37 DADM Tank, L50 EmpRad Def, Zoom Jr - L50 FireDev Blaster
All due Nods and Props to Fire_Wa11. Bo's diry inspired "Melo troll" I believe, who definitely inspired "Rocko Troll". No one can really truly duplicate the hilarity of Bo's "diry". Maybe though, I can pay homage to Bo, where ever he is, with Rocko's story.
Rocko is fun to play, and everyone on team has a lot of fun. So here are his (mostly) true adventures on the way to 50 and beyond. Names will be changed to protect the stupid (except Rocko).
Updated on Saturdays, but not every Saturday. Told from Rocko's perspective......
Pinnacle: Sgt. Major - L50 ARDevicesElec Blaster ,Sgt. Medic - L50 IllusionEmpathy Controller, PootyButt - L50 DarkDP Defender Skunk
Virtue: Rockford Pennington - L50 StoneSS Tank, L50 WPSS Tank, L40 ElecDM Tank, L37 DADM Tank, L50 EmpRad Def, Zoom Jr - L50 FireDev Blaster