John Johnson used to be a regular Joe...I mean John. After (barely) graduating from High School, he spent many years wandering from job to job. however, at night, he did what he always wanted to do...he sang. John made the rounds to all of the night clubs in Galaxy City, but he never made a lasting impression on his listeners.
However, one night, that would all change. After a particularly lackluster show, John was thirsty, and decided to have a cup of coffee from back stage. However, this was no ordinary coffee. This was a brew....of destiny.
The coffee had been on the burner for over 3 weeks...and had a microwave next to it...and a cell phone...and some uranium....don't ask. Anyway, after John drank it, his throat immediately felt like it was on fire, and his stomach began to violently shake. After several minutes of searing pain, his stomach felt better, but he had lost his voice, much to the delight of the club patrons.
Several days later, John was once again able to speak. However, he found that he now had the ability to yell really loud. I mean REALLY loud, like R. Lee Ermey loud. He figured that this was probably because of the coffee burning his throat. Also, he could control radiation...probably from the over-radiated coffee. Finally, he could fly. I mean, seriously...what's up with that?
Anyway, using his new found powers, he took the name Rock a Pela, and started giving his performances to a new crowd, villains! He now spends his days making villains sing a different tune...the jail house rock.
(((As you can see, I don't take myself very seriously, considering it is a game. )))
John Johnson used to be a regular Joe...I mean John. After (barely) graduating from High School, he spent many years wandering from job to job. however, at night, he did what he always wanted to do...he sang. John made the rounds to all of the night clubs in Galaxy City, but he never made a lasting impression on his listeners.
)))
However, one night, that would all change. After a particularly lackluster show, John was thirsty, and decided to have a cup of coffee from back stage. However, this was no ordinary coffee. This was a brew....of destiny.
The coffee had been on the burner for over 3 weeks...and had a microwave next to it...and a cell phone...and some uranium....don't ask. Anyway, after John drank it, his throat immediately felt like it was on fire, and his stomach began to violently shake. After several minutes of searing pain, his stomach felt better, but he had lost his voice, much to the delight of the club patrons.
Several days later, John was once again able to speak. However, he found that he now had the ability to yell really loud. I mean REALLY loud, like R. Lee Ermey loud. He figured that this was probably because of the coffee burning his throat. Also, he could control radiation...probably from the over-radiated coffee. Finally, he could fly. I mean, seriously...what's up with that?
Anyway, using his new found powers, he took the name Rock a Pela, and started giving his performances to a new crowd, villains! He now spends his days making villains sing a different tune...the jail house rock.
(((As you can see, I don't take myself very seriously, considering it is a game.