::scrolling sign:: We are experiencing Technical difficulties...Please stand by
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::inside the studio::
"....CH!!! That wasn't supposed to happen! Quick! press stop and lemme start over again...!"
'Sorry CM, we've lost the feed. Give us a moment to get it back.'
"Grrr! You there!! ::CM points to a grip offstage:: Find the one responsible for this, and you might not get a Boot to the Head!"
'...y..yes Mr. Cm sir! Right away sir.'
::As the grip runs out, Roma is spotted walking through, slightly limping::
"Man, CM...you really outta think about getting out of this basement to do your show, I just tripped over that cable there in the corner...I think it was plugged into something in the back of that thing there :
oints to live feed box:: but I didn't want to mess up your setti-..." ::thud::
The rest of that statement was stopped by a flying Boot to the Head.
*meanwhile, back at the ranch scene switch*
A short time (and a lot of Advil) later finds CapeMike and Romathom in Pocket D....
"...and that, Romy, is why we don't interrupt people when they're coming up with hackeneyed schemes to rule the world someday!"
Romathom just shook his head; "Just like how we don't announce said plans out loud in a bar and-"
"Boot to the head!" -THWAP-
"GWAH!!!! ...point taken, CM...ever though of switching to decaf??"
"Decaf? DECAF!?" CM glares at Roma, right eyebrow raised. "What are you insinuating?"
Roma downs the last of his drink, sets the cup down on the bar and leans closer to the bartender...
"Make sure his next one is a deca-" ::THWAP:: CM smacks Roma in the back of the head before he could finish.
Please sir, this side of the bar is for employees only.
"Owww CM...you hit me for reals that time..."
"You lookin' for another 'Boot to the Head'? Keep it up and you'll get the other boot print to match." CM grumbles as he downs the last bit of his drink, trying to get every drop.
Welcome to Pocket D, sir. Can I get you anything?
"Heya Guys! Nothing for me thanks."
Without even turning from the bar, Roma and CM raise a hand, and waves behind their heads, "Hiya Sui."
"Check out what I got in RV!!" Suicidearmy says, as he pulls out a small, shiny remote, twirling it around in his hands. Roma glances at it, and just smiles. CM on the other hand, starts to ask questions.
"What is that? Its so shiny! What does it do?...Come on, out with it!" CM was obviously excited. He started jumping up and down infront of Sui, wanting all the answers.
"Well.." sui started saying, "its for these little Longbow Mechs-"
CM spins around to the bar at Roma, his eyes wide and glistening. "Did you hear that Romy?! We can get Mechs in RV!!! What are we standing here for, lets go!!!" CM starts running for the elevator, when Roma cuts in..
"But CM...your show..! We need to get back and fix that live feed box and-"
Sui ducked as he saw the boot flying. He knew better. Roma, unfortunately wasn't so lucky, again.
::THUD::
"C'mon Sui! We're headed to RV! Let's grab us some new shiny toys!!"
"I'm behind ya CM," Sui says, and whispers the last bit "Waaaay behind ya."
So CM, dragging the half dazed Roma out by the tail, and sui in short pursuit, head out to RV...
CM's voice is heard echoing from the elevator...
"Sui, just what does that red button do..?"
...completley different....
Basically, I'm hoping this will be a purely comedy-based RP thread...think something along the lines of Monty Python meets Excel Saga(anime), and the 2 collide with Bobobo-Bo bo-Bobo(anime) at Mach-3 and you'll get the idea....
Fourth Wall? Not likely to mean much here.... Continuity? Lip-service for the most part.... Sheer wackiness and fun? Go for it!
And while the mis-adventures will be in Paragon City and the Rouge Isles, playing fast and loose with the rules will, I think, make for a more entertaining read, so, without any further to do....
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...oops, wrong script.... *a shuffling of papers can be heard*
...meanwhile, back at the ranch.... *more shuffling*
...oh no! Is this the end of our dynamic duo? Will they stop the Joker in time? Will they save the city? Will I stop asking stupid questions? Will-
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The management of this post would like to inform you that the narrator of this thread has been sacked...; the thread will now continue in a way that we hope was originally intended....
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"...are you quite done, now?"
Yeah, CapeMike, we're good to go...you sure you know what you're doing?
"Pssh! 'Course I do! I'm CapeMike!! The great and mighty Scrapper! Well, except that time Scirocco waxed me in RV last week...ouch...I'm still feeling that one-"
Um...can we move on? I'm sure others would want to get in on this....
"Oh yeah...oops...." *sweatdrop*
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"...hehe...poor saps...little do they know that once they're in, my subliminal messages will bend them to my will, enabling me to use them in my ultimate scheme to conquer the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
Um...CM? Um...that's a clever plan and all, but...um...we're still on....
"What??!? Lemme see that...........well, SON OF A BIT-"
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To be continued....
A Writer's Guide to CapeMike coming shortly....