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Altoholic_Monkey

 

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Artists! Cartoonist! Play-do Sculptors! Cavemen with mud and grass!
Need subjects to practice on? Want a little more variety? Sure you've done catgirls and Electric assassin dudes and did wonderful jobs...so why stop there? Add more to the mix…

Altoholic Monkey has opened up her vault of 35+ Alts for artistic license.

Here now are some snapshots of the classics...

Acid Queen - her bad sexy self with her thrall of deadboys

Ms Feelgood - You bring the boo-boos she brings the bandaid

Ms. Serene – The Quiet contemplative lady, who disembowels you for interrupting her mediation.

LadyShadow - Darkity dark being with mind powers…did we mention she’s dark.

Caffeinated Bev & Double Shot Latte Coffee at its best and worst!

CaliberX -- There's not a bullet she didn't like....firing at someone (currently showing off the old shorts)

Smash da Monkey – Cause what’s life without a large stone hammer!


ACT NOW! GET YOURS TODAY!

Monkeys are standing by!

More alts to be added…


Naturally this is my way of saying if you want to draw something of mine have at it! Not that I needed a thread but I was in a fun mood.




 

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Ok, I can't draw, but I can compliment.
Nice set up monkey-girl!


Part of Sister Flame's Clickey-Clack Posse

The English language is an intricate high-speed precision tool.Stop using it to bang open coconuts. ~Tokamak
Dark_Respite's Video page

 

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lol



*hugs Monkey*


Part of Sister Flame's Clickey-Clack Posse

The English language is an intricate high-speed precision tool.Stop using it to bang open coconuts. ~Tokamak
Dark_Respite's Video page

 

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*gropes TA*

Thanks for the hug!




 

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Thanks for the hug!

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Anytime!! I love monkey hugs!!


Hug a monkey today!!!


and draw em too! they are all so cuddly!



*gropes Alty back*




 

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If I could draw, I think I'd pick Caffeinated Bev. I'll bet you have a lot of fun playing her.


 

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Is this a Gropeback Mountain Gorilla scenario?

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If we are calling Alty a gorilla then yeah!


But that would be rude!!


 

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If I could draw, I think I'd pick Caffeinated Bev. I'll bet you have a lot of fun playing her.

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I know I do!


 

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Is this a Gropeback Mountain Gorilla scenario?

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I suppose it would be if I was a guy...but I"m not




 

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I suppose it would be if I was a guy...but I"m not

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<insert smarmy remark here>


I would be better prepared to have a [censored] comment here if I had actually seen the movie. But I wouldn't watch that with Alty's eyes and rowr pushing!


Er....wait a sec...........that didn't sound right!




 

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If I could draw, I think I'd pick Caffeinated Bev. I'll bet you have a lot of fun playing her.

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I don't have time to play her that often. Which is why she's soo low. But yeah I fun with the big hammer smashing stuff.




 

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I suppose it would be if I was a guy...but I"m not

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You're aGirl-illa? I have to completely change a mental image here.

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I'm a monkey in the sense of altoholism but I'd really think hard about calling me a girl-illa...or any type of gorilla. I'm libel to go all ape-sh*t on you




 

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LOL! I needed a laugh this evening too. Great presentation Monkey


 

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What's that you're holding out for something more!! Well later on today we have additional ALts to choose from. Like the classics but looking for a little more!

We have New ALTS just shipped out last week to arrive in our showroom to you:

Alts such as....

Rattlesnake Sadie -- She'll either shoot you or bite ya!

Pistol Packin' Momma -- Her posse of slightly reformed gang members will make the shootout at OK Corral seem like a tea party.

Want to be a little wicked?...Try one of these seven deadly Alts:

Carnal Lust (Lust)
Avaritia Greed (Greed)
Mortis Lentus (Sloth)
Jealous Envy (Envy)
Sadistic Indulgence (Gluttony)
Wrathful Vengeance (Wrath)
Vanity Pride (Vanity)

Okay I know what you’re waiting for…For Kids of all Ages! Bring Out…‘Da Monkeys’

Trick Da Monkey
Shock Da Monkey
Drain Da Monkey
Love Da Monkey
Stab Da Monkey
Smash Da Monkey
Psych Da Monkey


A full display of our inventory will be posted later this evening. So be ready..cause once they're gone...they're gone (until next week)!!

Pencils Ready?! .......Great!

New ALTS Later this week!




 

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EUREKA!...We've just found a vault in the back and lo and behold more alts are packed back there to the ceiling!

We've pulled out a few special ones for our 4th of July Special! What better way to celebrate some independence than with a trip back in time to the Wild West!

That's right it’s those dastardly outlaws from the The Quick & The Dead

Pistol Packin' Momma

Doc Tombstone

Brandy Iron

These criminals are causing a heap of trouble in Rogue Isle. And last I heard they've got a bounty on their head in the sum of $50,000 gold pieces. But before you can collect on that reward, you can capture a piece of historical nostalgia for little or less than nothing! Get your now before someone else stakes a claim! Sketch up a picture for the sherrif and put down that you'll be hunting down these bandits.

Happy Independance Day!

(this is just my fun way of presenting my alts for artistic interpretation...Overall though, I'm just having fun )