The Secret Origin of The Hypster!


DexNullify

 

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You can't believe everything that The Man tells you about drugs, man. I mean, clean, natural drugs, not that chemical-heavy designer stuff they got going around these days, like Superdyne. I should know.
Yeah, I was in the same Army acid experiments with Timothy Leary, but he's the one you've heard about. He's the one who made all the news, cause it's not like The Man could put "Secret Government LSD Experiments Unlock Man's Inner Mind And Awaken His Psychic Potential" on the cover of Time, ya dig?
So it was cool for a little while, but then the CIA wanted me to use these new powers to be an assassin for them and I said "Way uncool, man!" I had to take off to South America for a few decades after that to get my head together, ya know? But I'm back now, and I figured out that it's time fight the System and use these powers that The Man gave me to make people REALLY give Peace a chance, ya dig?