Winza, Bio...


Winza

 

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There I was, sweating like a pig, straining to keep going, all I could think about was that last mission I went on before this...

I had gotten a call from my pal, Angus McQueen. He told me about this strange plot from the 5th Column before the civil war they had recently. They had sent a robot into the rikti bases in Paragon to learn more about their technology. Too bad for them (or good for us), the Rikti found the spy and quickly destroyed it.

Angus wanted me to find what was left of it, since he himself had been a victim of a rikti abduction and was a lab rat of their's for a few months, he belived that the brain of the robot might still be intact. Any information we could get from it would be most usefull.

So I started off to see what I could find, luckly my friend and fellow Genogoth, Ice Cricket called me asking if there was anything he could do to help, I graciously invited him to join me (that way the rikti wouldn't slaughter me so easily, he'd do the major fighting and I could keep him alive with no problem... he's cool like that).

We found a cave in the Hollows swarming with rikti, if I was alone at this point, i'd be more then just a little frightened. We started our way inside. The rikti pulled no stops when they saw us, but thankfully my stealth powers made that a rare occasion. Deeper into the cave we finally found what looked like a box of old parts that could have even come from a desk top computer, either way I had to investigate.

After Ice and I defeated all the rikti surrounding the box, I took some time to look through it. There were old microwave parts, a keyboard from an Amiga 2000 computer (an odd find since Amiga stopped being made back in the 1980s) and near the bottom of the box was the brain.

I brought it back to Angus who immediatly checked the data on it, proud of my help he said that he's good for now, but he'd call me if anything comes up as a result of the data in the robot brain.

After I finished thinking about that mission, I was finally done... I wiped and got up, pulled up my pants, flushed the toilet, turned out the bathroom light and left...


get it, Winza, Bio... oh geez, you people need a sence of humor :P