This was a fun little story that I put up on my SGs webpage (The New Gaurdians http://www.thepulverizer.net/) yeah I know bit of a plug here Anyway in enjoy the story, this was a little gig done about newly formed group within a Super Group called the UDU ( United Defender's Union):
Emergency Evac Egression Program
Nature's Fury: Hi this is Nature's Fury.
Aureil: Hello this Aureil.
Nature's Fury: And we are here today to talk about very important word or in this case a acronym that we use almost every day in the United Defenders Union.
Aureil: Yep! That word is EEEP! Do you kids know what the word EEEP means? No..well Nature one of the founders of the UDU can help you.
< Smiling Auriel looks over to Nature's Fury and steps away from the podium; Nature looks intently out over the crowd of people sitting at the first ever "United Defender's Union" symposium. In the background a large flat screen monitor lowers down to stage level behind her.>
Nature's Fury: Thanks Auriel;For those of you who are new to the Defender's Union, welcome! Today I want to go into detail about EEEP! EEEP to many outside of our union thinks this word to be of little importance, but to us defenders it is a word or acronym of very grave importance to us. You see the word EEEP stands for " Emergency Evac Egression Program'. Typically only us defenders know the true relevance of its meaning, and today we are here to teach you new union members the "hows and whens" to use the word EEEP in every day situations and of course more so during times of danger and combat
For example there are many times when one can use "Eeep", within a simple sentence or to add more impact to a statement. Again for example&#8230;.
< Nature nods over to Auriel and from Nature's cue steps back over to the other podium that was set up on the stage>
If I was to bump into Auriel one day by chance in the streets of Paragon, and seening her looking a bit beaten up. I would ask why she looks so beat up, her being a member of the United Defender's Union she of course would reply in the correct manner...
Nature's Fury : Oh my god! Auriel you look like hell, what happened to you?
Auriel: Oh hi Nature, I teamed up with Cent on a AV mission and I got the eeep kicked out of me!
< Chuckles can now be heard among the audience >
Auriel: Or one could use eeep in this context...... How did your mission go with Cent, Nature?
Nature's Fury: Good, but at one point while running within the bad guy's lab; Dorkfish and me ran around the corner and bumped into the AV. We nearly Eeepped our pants when he attacked us.
So you see there are a million uses that could be applied to the word eeep, however for us defenders and the membership. EEEP, is more far more important that just that.....EEEP is also the main code word that we of the UDU use when we are in times of distress. We within the UDU called this the " Emergency Evac Egression Program". It is the universal call sign of distress within the order of the UDU, and when any defender of this membership hears this cry for help....we answer....no matter what the cost! Even if it means possibly our own lives!
A long draw out scream of EEEP means that it is too late, and now the yelling of EEEP is being sent out as a warming to all fellow UDU to run! To Engage "The Emergency Evac Egressin Program " protocals and to get the eeep out there. Now how do you tell if the " EEEP " in question is an EEEP calling for help or an EEEP calling to run. Well its simple...the answer is the tone and pitch of the eeep.
If the EEEP is short sounding like an yelp...then it means I am in trouble please save me.....if the eeep is more drawn out like last part of the movie Braveheart where the hero William Wallace is getting his liver cutt out of him and he yells out freeeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm....we ll thats means run for it the villians have won this battle.
Auriel could you please show them what I mean.
Auriel: No problem, its something like this...aahemmmmm...<Auriel clears her throat>
"Hey guys I am just going to see if any bad guys are around this corne....EEEP!"
Nature's Fury: This clearly means that she has been caught of guard and she needs help, but most importantly there is time to still help her. The next example please Aureil.
< All of a sudden loud speakers begin playing the sounds of combat and team members screaming in the back ground>
Loud speakers: Medic! Medic! Oh my god we just lost the big blue guy!!!
Loud speakers: Dorkfish!...Dorkfish...is down......arrrrrrrrrrraaaaaahah...I am going to buy it on this <farging> rock!
Loud Speaker: Get some! Get Some! Oh you want some to..get some! Get so.....arraaaaaaach....
Nature's Fury: Now that is the signal that all is lost and the superteams a write off and its time now start the Emergency Evac Egression Program protocals, and get the eeep out of there.
Auriel: However, if I could made a comment about that point the whole costing your life thing....such efforts are only made for UDU members or members that have been given honorary titles within the membership. That....is not to say that you leave non-UDU member to die....oh no! You make every effort to help your teammates....its just....well.....you know....you just make sure that the ultimate effort is spend on a UDU member as suppose to just....well you know anyone.....membership has its privileges.
<Nature's Fury looks over at Auriel before speaking then back at the membership>
Nature's Fury: Er......right you are! Yes membership does have its privileges....so moving on wards I would like to move to the next subject of our conference.....please read the chapter...oh yes I almost forgot we have a special guest today with us and we want to welcome her to the membership.....Pulive's mother!
<claps and cheers erupts from the audience>
Nature's Fury: She is one of our newest members and she is always welcomed here with us as our union sister.
Auriel: Apparently we have found out that Pulive has moved into some super secret hard to find hidden cave somewhere and has used his own mother as a butler....(an angry look from Auriel and Fury)
< Booing and hissing can now be clearly heard from the crowd and membership of the UDU>
Crowd: Boo! Boo! Let Pulive do his own wash......
Crowd: Boo! Hissssssssssss.....Hissssssssssssssssssss&.... home cooked meals is too good for him!
Crowd: Down with his comic books! Folding his pants and shirts is too good for him.....boo....
Nature Fury: TO BE CONTINUED Calm down....everyone..calm down! Pulive's mother is also a member of the United Mothers Union, we will most definitely report him to them too.....oh wait I just got a report that Gaussian already beat us to it....
TO BE CONTINUED
Auriel 47lvl Emp/Def of the New Guardians Super Group and member of the United Defender's Union
This was a fun little story that I put up on my SGs webpage (The New Gaurdians http://www.thepulverizer.net/) yeah I know bit of a plug here
Anyway in enjoy the story, this was a little gig done about newly formed group within a Super Group called the UDU ( United Defender's Union):
Emergency Evac Egression Program
Nature's Fury: Hi this is Nature's Fury.
Aureil: Hello this Aureil.
Nature's Fury: And we are here today to talk about very important word or in this case a acronym that we use almost every day in the United Defenders Union.
Aureil: Yep! That word is EEEP! Do you kids know what the word EEEP means? No..well Nature one of the founders of the UDU can help you.
< Smiling Auriel looks over to Nature's Fury and steps away from the podium; Nature looks intently out over the crowd of people sitting at the first ever "United Defender's Union" symposium. In the background a large flat screen monitor lowers down to stage level behind her.>
Nature's Fury: Thanks Auriel;For those of you who are new to the Defender's Union, welcome! Today I want to go into detail about EEEP! EEEP to many outside of our union thinks this word to be of little importance, but to us defenders it is a word or acronym of very grave importance to us. You see the word EEEP stands for " Emergency Evac Egression Program'. Typically only us defenders know the true relevance of its meaning, and today we are here to teach you new union members the "hows and whens" to use the word EEEP in every day situations and of course more so during times of danger and combat
For example there are many times when one can use "Eeep", within a simple sentence or to add more impact to a statement. Again for example&#8230;.
< Nature nods over to Auriel and from Nature's cue steps back over to the other podium that was set up on the stage>
If I was to bump into Auriel one day by chance in the streets of Paragon, and seening her looking a bit beaten up. I would ask why she looks so beat up, her being a member of the United Defender's Union she of course would reply in the correct manner...
Nature's Fury : Oh my god! Auriel you look like hell, what happened to you?
Auriel: Oh hi Nature, I teamed up with Cent on a AV mission and I got the eeep kicked out of me!
< Chuckles can now be heard among the audience >
Auriel: Or one could use eeep in this context...... How did your mission go with Cent, Nature?
Nature's Fury: Good, but at one point while running within the bad guy's lab; Dorkfish and me ran around the corner and bumped into the AV. We nearly Eeepped our pants when he attacked us.
So you see there are a million uses that could be applied to the word eeep, however for us defenders and the membership. EEEP, is more far more important that just that.....EEEP is also the main code word that we of the UDU use when we are in times of distress. We within the UDU called this the " Emergency Evac Egression Program". It is the universal call sign of distress within the order of the UDU, and when any defender of this membership hears this cry for help....we answer....no matter what the cost! Even if it means possibly our own lives!
A long draw out scream of EEEP means that it is too late, and now the yelling of EEEP is being sent out as a warming to all fellow UDU to run! To Engage "The Emergency Evac Egressin Program " protocals and to get the eeep out there. Now how do you tell if the " EEEP " in question is an EEEP calling for help or an EEEP calling to run. Well its simple...the answer is the tone and pitch of the eeep.
If the EEEP is short sounding like an yelp...then it means I am in trouble please save me.....if the eeep is more drawn out like last part of the movie Braveheart where the hero William Wallace is getting his liver cutt out of him and he yells out freeeeeeeeeeeeeedooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm....we ll thats means run for it the villians have won this battle.
Auriel could you please show them what I mean.
Auriel: No problem, its something like this...aahemmmmm...<Auriel clears her throat>
"Hey guys I am just going to see if any bad guys are around this corne....EEEP!"
Nature's Fury: This clearly means that she has been caught of guard and she needs help, but most importantly there is time to still help her. The next example please Aureil.
< All of a sudden loud speakers begin playing the sounds of combat and team members screaming in the back ground>
Loud speakers: Medic! Medic! Oh my god we just lost the big blue guy!!!
Loud speakers: Dorkfish!...Dorkfish...is down......arrrrrrrrrrraaaaaahah...I am going to buy it on this <farging> rock!
Loud Speaker: Get some! Get Some! Oh you want some to..get some! Get so.....arraaaaaaach....
Loud Speaker: Game over man! Game over!
Auriel: EEEP! EEEP! EEEP Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppppp..p..p..p..p.....
Nature's Fury: Now that is the signal that all is lost and the superteams a write off and its time now start the Emergency Evac Egression Program protocals, and get the eeep out of there.
Auriel: However, if I could made a comment about that point the whole costing your life thing....such efforts are only made for UDU members or members that have been given honorary titles within the membership. That....is not to say that you leave non-UDU member to die....oh no! You make every effort to help your teammates....its just....well.....you know....you just make sure that the ultimate effort is spend on a UDU member as suppose to just....well you know anyone.....membership has its privileges.
<Nature's Fury looks over at Auriel before speaking then back at the membership>
Nature's Fury: Er......right you are! Yes membership does have its privileges....so moving on wards I would like to move to the next subject of our conference.....please read the chapter...oh yes I almost forgot we have a special guest today with us and we want to welcome her to the membership.....Pulive's mother!
<claps and cheers erupts from the audience>
Nature's Fury: She is one of our newest members and she is always welcomed here with us as our union sister.
Auriel: Apparently we have found out that Pulive has moved into some super secret hard to find hidden cave somewhere and has used his own mother as a butler....(an angry look from Auriel and Fury)
< Booing and hissing can now be clearly heard from the crowd and membership of the UDU>
Crowd: Boo! Boo! Let Pulive do his own wash......
Crowd: Boo! Hissssssssssss.....Hissssssssssssssssssss&.... home cooked meals is too good for him!
Crowd: Down with his comic books! Folding his pants and shirts is too good for him.....boo....
Nature Fury: TO BE CONTINUED Calm down....everyone..calm down! Pulive's mother is also a member of the United Mothers Union, we will most definitely report him to them too.....oh wait I just got a report that Gaussian already beat us to it....
TO BE CONTINUED
Auriel 47lvl Emp/Def of the New Guardians Super Group and member of the United Defender's Union