Picnic time in Paragon. (Fanfic/attempt at funny)

After a long hard day pushing do-badders off the roof tops of Paragon's highest buildings, the Advanced Photon Powered Lightweight Epsilon Armour, or 'APPLE' Armour was feeling heavy. Perhaps it was because despite it's name, the 'Lightwieght' aspect of the armour only ment that instead of weighing the inital 5 tons that the Prototype did, the 'Apple' only weighed in at 1/2 a ton thanks to the Newton engine installed in the power core... Sean was a big nerd, he appreciated humour like 'Apple' and 'Newton'.

Slumping against a tree he unfastened the outer armour first, despite the failsafe measures he never really felt like switching the Gravity displacer off before he had chance to remove the heavy outer shell. Again his thoughts drifted off, he wasn't what you'd call bad looking, heck, he'd been on the school rugby team back in England and he'd had lots of dates before he left for America to persue his dream of becoming a wepon's tester for the Hero's of Paragon City. But it didn't shake the fact that yes, he was a nerd. He was a science geek with a rack and this offended the sensibilities of some of the more 'traditional' heros who still saw things as 'Handsome and cool' or 'Geeky and ugly' Geeks weren't ment to make the women fall over them with just that smile... ohh gods the smile, Sean's biggest positive. He had a disarmingly cute smile that made everything right it was annoying.

Back tot he present, Sean had finished removing the inner mesh of his suit and was now pretty much just in shorts. Opening his bag he put on his civillian clothing and got out his lunch, the 'Apple' Armour without the power core was way too heavy to steal and anything strong enough to lift it was big enough to be seen. He sipped his iced coffee and watched her... the super heroine of his dreams. A smile played to his lips, he knew there was no chance with her. For starters she never seemed to stop, she fought and fought and not once did she take time out, Sean, or Hoodaman would both be seen as lazy by her. He chuckled to himself, he'd wreaked his chances before he'd even spoken to her. Putting the flask down he looked for his lunch.... it wasn't there.

"ARGGHHH Typical... thousands of heroes in this city and it's not safe to put yer butty down..." A chuckle came from above him. It was a cat heroine and she was munching on his sandwich.

"Hero's don't steal Kitty." He snorted up to her.

"Hero's don't blatantly show their secret identities Sean." She said and landed on his lap purring... "Uggh you're looking at 'her' again..." She hissed but still snuggled up. Sean stroked her hair and sighed at the mutant hero.

"You are hopeless." he sighed and sat back to enjoy this free time whilst he can, the heroine wrapped her arms around him and purred.

"More foooooooddddd" She squeeled, causing Sean to just roll his eyes and pull out a small basket from a portable space-fold caused by the suits power cells.

"For our eating delights today, I have obtained some Congress cake... so called cause it's fulla nuts, some hollywood award sandwiches... so called..."

The cat hero finished it off "'Cause it's fulla hams!!" She giggled and let him continue after he gave her a mock withering stare "Sorry."

"Right... and last but not least, Prawn Cocktail..."

"Cause it's fulla co-MEEP!" She squealed as he cuffed her ear,

"Language..."

"Sorry."

And so the day was spent, the two heros lounged against the trees, watching the world go by as yes, even hero's sometimes take time off from saving the world.

((I hope you liked, feel free to tell me if you didn't this was written on the fly at 4am my time so grammar, punctuation and spelling aren't going to be too clever. nor is the plot.))

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Read it liked it loved the title. It was fun.


American Valor

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When you wake up seek the courage and strength to do the right thing.
Decide that this will be another day in which you Walk The Talk.

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Sentinel Of Liberty SG

Nice, quick, enjoyable read.

Good job

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