Why does this sound familiar? 
Probably because you've done it before, more or less.
Don't worry, you'll find out who's behind it soon enough. 
Well, the Golgafrinchums did send all their telephone sanitizers away...
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Abalests on Infinity:
Miss Fulcrum
Dark Soul Golem
Power Drain
Telephone Killer Kills Three
Mysterious phone calls kill reporters
Janet Alvarez
Paragon Times
Three reporters, John Alcott and Eliza Johns from the Paragon Times and one reporter from Hypernews.com (name unreleased) were found dead today after answering a mysterious phone call. Although there were no eyewitnesses, all three bodies were found still clutching the phone reciever covered with massive burns, likely electrical in origin.
Police have refused to release further details pending investigation, but according to police spokesman Blue Steel they have not ruled out foul play.
"We suspect that this was an assassination attempt, although no connection has yet been found between the victims. We ugre citizens not to panic as they are not likely targets."
We at the Paragon Times express our deep sympathy at this tragedy. John and Eliza were well respected among their coworkers here, and they will be sorely missed.