Picking up my Ge-Stompin' Boots after Work


Sibling

 

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We are certain that there are many members of the despotic, hate-mongering 5th Column that routinely listen in on the public broadcasts and even the more private conversations of individuals over the air. Your sniveling, cowardly spying is actually of use to us now, because this is your notice.
On the way home from work tonight (some of us actually work so we can pay taxes to support your Goose-Stepping rights), we will be picking up our new pair of Danner (tm) "Gestapo Stomper" specials from the factory on Marine Blvd, right off Patriot Port. We had these custom made, hand-sewn (nothing like good Orc Leather), with the ceramic arch guard and Raised Star steel toe, with Nazi-Helmet can opener heel spurs. When Sibling commences to busting up your Heiling street corner speeches this evening, you can sport your new Six-Sided Star scars in the Zig. Hopefully we can arrest enough of you that you can start your own gang in there.
There has been this really disturbing rumor of late that there might even be some of your criminal kind trying to infiltrate the Hero ranks. Fat chance, Goebbels-kind (or Gobble-kind, you know, with that sack of red flesh like a turkey gobble). You will be brought to justice.
We now call upon our fellow heroes, large, small and of all orientations, to help us thwart this disgusting affront to the freedom and liberty of fair Paragon City. Join us in spirit, if not in the flesh. May the Goddess watch over you all.