White Paw an' the Haus of Thunder and Lightnin'
Oh yeah... this one's for "Fret Boy" on guitar.
Yeah...I do play.
Now back to the show.
-White Paw
Hey, I do not have anger management issues!
-White Paw
So, um...fellas? When's the cape get here? I ordered it weeks ago!
-White Paw
Normally, a lady like me wouldn't breathe a word of something like this out loud--ever...but...
Its just that I get SOOOooo many boys hittin' on me all the time: just a quick blanket public service/saftey anouncement. I know I'm domesticated, and declawed and look all nice girl and all...but I'm still quite a bit tiger, deep down.
Fellas, yeah, I like to tease and flirt.
Fellas, I'm pretty to look at perhaps,
but you might not want to touch.
Sorry.
-White Paw.
I'd like to tank all those who helped me get this far. Folks like GraviStarr, Dark Streak, Big Zoot, and a phone book of others. And thanks DM for the sketch. Kisses all around!

Ok, now hit the showers fellas, back on the job tomorrow!
-White Paw