Once again, you are watching your favorite program, and the commercial break is inevitable. This time the first commercial reveals a smiling hero in a red hat. If you recognize The Sly Fox, you know that whatever is about to follow should be interesting.
The Sly Fox smiles disarmingly at the camera. He appears to be sitting at his desk, in a tastefully decorated and large office.
Hello, fellow heroes. Im The Sly Fox, Director of Public Relations at First Strike Security, and today Im here with an important message.
The camera slowly zooms in on Sly.
Many of you know me, many of you dont. If you do, youll know First Strike is committed to providing protection and security, as most of you are. The countless number of Super Hero Organizations in Paragon strive to protect its citizens everyday. Even if all your work is Pro Bono, Sly smiles at the phrase, I know in your hearts our goals are the same.
Sly rises from his chair and wanders over to a mahogany globe on a stand near his desk as the camera switches to a different angle.
We have security as our forefront. You know we provide it whenever the need arises. However, sometimes you need more than just security and peace of mind. It is this very goal that has me addressing all the Super Groups watching today. You all take missions, contracts, and calls for help whenever you can. Youre all focused on these tasks, which is understandable. However, what do you do when there is a mystery that your group cant solve? Do you send your Operatives out to do investigative work? Take them off duty of the important cases that usually need immediate attention? Or, do you let a mystery sit for awhile, and hope youll know more later?
These questions and more need to be dealt with. As Hero Organizations, it is our job to work together. With that in mind, I am bringing to your attention an extremely valuable organization that can perhaps solve these problems
Sly spins the globe and watches it a second, then stops it and looks up at the camera with confidence and a small smile.
Who can you turn to with your mysteries and unsolved cases that span this very Earth? Why, The Elohim is your answer! They are a group dedicated to investigation and problem solving. They can help you one and all with tasks that need a discreet hand when required. Need information on a particular Mob Boss but dont want to attract his attention? The Elohim can help! Cant find a missing person no matter where you or your members turn? Call The Elohim!
Sly leaves the Globe and walks towards the camera, and it moves back to keep him in frame.
Led by one Balthasar Michaels, The Elohim strive to provide the answer to many of your more troubling questions. They are quiet, specific, and eager to aid your own organization without anyone even knowing they were there, if that is your wish. They can be quite crafty and hidden at times. Not as clever as ME, of course, but-
A man teleports behind Sly Fox in a flash. He is rather tall and nattily dressed in a white suit coat and pants accented by a gold suit shirt and round, gold-lensed wire rim glass. He sports an easy, knowing smile that is both charming and disarming. A smile that invites confidence. He speaks startling the hero
But then again no one can outfox the Fox, eh?
GAH! Oh right. Yes, hello Mr. Michaels. I see you got my message. Ah hah. Dont you knock?
Normally, of course. But this seemed a bit more... dramatic. One might say it is suitable to the occasion?
Riiiiight. Anyway, Balt, I suppose now is the best time to let the viewers at home know what you are all about, in your own words.
The camera zooms and centers on Balt Michaels. He turns in Sly's direction and nods first.
"Indeed, Sly, and thank you for the opportunity."
Now he turns and looks directly into the camera. His smile is genuine and conveys a supreme confidence bordering on arrogance.
"What you have said so far of my organisation is true. We take no small measure of pride in our virtues. We are discreet. Persistent. Insightful. Intuitive. We are, quite frankly, an investigative force worthy of your trust and business. Now that we are expanding our services to include Paragon City, it is our goal to assist all of you in bringing the criminal element to justice. Make use of our services. You won't be disappointed."
Balt turns to look at Sly.
Camera pans over to Sly at his desk looking at a magazine, the title and cover blurry. He turns it sideways and a centerfold drops down.
Check this out, Balt! Would you believe its THAT big?
Before poor Mr. Michaels can say stop, Sly turns the magazine around to reveal a centerfold of a wand.
I mean, come on! Actual size? Magus Magazine HAS to be stretching the truth there
Balt Michaels coughs, politely but sternly.
OH! Of course!
Sly turns back to the camera and looks serious once again.
"So, Super Groups, if Mr. Michaels and The Elohim are what you are looking for, contact them at your earliest convenience. Who knows, maybe you might finally find the answers you so desperately need!
Of course, all employment applications to The Elohim can be directed to Balt Michaels himself.
Thank you Paragon Heroes! And remember, there are always answers to the more difficult questions. Sometimes you just need the right people to go about finding them.
The screen fades to black as mysterious music swells. Then a quick spot for Fox POPS(TM) appears, which you quickly switch off.
Once again, you are watching your favorite program, and the commercial break is inevitable. This time the first commercial reveals a smiling hero in a red hat. If you recognize The Sly Fox, you know that whatever is about to follow should be interesting.
The Sly Fox smiles disarmingly at the camera. He appears to be sitting at his desk, in a tastefully decorated and large office.
Hello, fellow heroes. Im The Sly Fox, Director of Public Relations at First Strike Security, and today Im here with an important message.
The camera slowly zooms in on Sly.
Many of you know me, many of you dont. If you do, youll know First Strike is committed to providing protection and security, as most of you are. The countless number of Super Hero Organizations in Paragon strive to protect its citizens everyday. Even if all your work is Pro Bono, Sly smiles at the phrase, I know in your hearts our goals are the same.
Sly rises from his chair and wanders over to a mahogany globe on a stand near his desk as the camera switches to a different angle.
We have security as our forefront. You know we provide it whenever the need arises. However, sometimes you need more than just security and peace of mind. It is this very goal that has me addressing all the Super Groups watching today. You all take missions, contracts, and calls for help whenever you can. Youre all focused on these tasks, which is understandable. However, what do you do when there is a mystery that your group cant solve? Do you send your Operatives out to do investigative work? Take them off duty of the important cases that usually need immediate attention? Or, do you let a mystery sit for awhile, and hope youll know more later?
These questions and more need to be dealt with. As Hero Organizations, it is our job to work together. With that in mind, I am bringing to your attention an extremely valuable organization that can perhaps solve these problems
Sly spins the globe and watches it a second, then stops it and looks up at the camera with confidence and a small smile.
Who can you turn to with your mysteries and unsolved cases that span this very Earth? Why, The Elohim is your answer! They are a group dedicated to investigation and problem solving. They can help you one and all with tasks that need a discreet hand when required. Need information on a particular Mob Boss but dont want to attract his attention? The Elohim can help! Cant find a missing person no matter where you or your members turn? Call The Elohim!
Sly leaves the Globe and walks towards the camera, and it moves back to keep him in frame.
Led by one Balthasar Michaels, The Elohim strive to provide the answer to many of your more troubling questions. They are quiet, specific, and eager to aid your own organization without anyone even knowing they were there, if that is your wish. They can be quite crafty and hidden at times. Not as clever as ME, of course, but-
A man teleports behind Sly Fox in a flash. He is rather tall and nattily dressed in a white suit coat and pants accented by a gold suit shirt and round, gold-lensed wire rim glass. He sports an easy, knowing smile that is both charming and disarming. A smile that invites confidence. He speaks startling the hero
But then again no one can outfox the Fox, eh?
GAH! Oh right. Yes, hello Mr. Michaels. I see you got my message. Ah hah. Dont you knock?
Normally, of course. But this seemed a bit more... dramatic. One might say it is suitable to the occasion?
Riiiiight. Anyway, Balt, I suppose now is the best time to let the viewers at home know what you are all about, in your own words.
The camera zooms and centers on Balt Michaels. He turns in Sly's direction and nods first.
"Indeed, Sly, and thank you for the opportunity."
Now he turns and looks directly into the camera. His smile is genuine and conveys a supreme confidence bordering on arrogance.
"What you have said so far of my organisation is true. We take no small measure of pride in our virtues. We are discreet. Persistent. Insightful. Intuitive. We are, quite frankly, an investigative force worthy of your trust and business. Now that we are expanding our services to include Paragon City, it is our goal to assist all of you in bringing the criminal element to justice. Make use of our services. You won't be disappointed."
Balt turns to look at Sly.
Camera pans over to Sly at his desk looking at a magazine, the title and cover blurry. He turns it sideways and a centerfold drops down.
Check this out, Balt! Would you believe its THAT big?
Before poor Mr. Michaels can say stop, Sly turns the magazine around to reveal a centerfold of a wand.
I mean, come on! Actual size? Magus Magazine HAS to be stretching the truth there
Balt Michaels coughs, politely but sternly.
OH! Of course!
Sly turns back to the camera and looks serious once again.
"So, Super Groups, if Mr. Michaels and The Elohim are what you are looking for, contact them at your earliest convenience. Who knows, maybe you might finally find the answers you so desperately need!
Of course, all employment applications to The Elohim can be directed to Balt Michaels himself.
Thank you Paragon Heroes! And remember, there are always answers to the more difficult questions. Sometimes you just need the right people to go about finding them.
The screen fades to black as mysterious music swells. Then a quick spot for Fox POPS(TM) appears, which you quickly switch off.