Hello, fellow heroes. I must say, I am very surprised to see a forum dedicated to us hero-types. Such an overused term, hero. Don't you think? Sometimes I question the 'heroic' attitudes of some of the heroes I see. For every selfless dogooder I meet, I see three who seem to have some other agenda. Eliminating the competition before turning to a life of crime, maybe? I don't know. But I'm a little wary of some of these 'heroes'. Still, they save lives... ah, maybe I'm just being cynical.
Trudging through the sewers of Paragon will do that. I just spent all day in the sewers rescuing some homeless from the Lost. Ugh. I don't think the smell of sewage will ever wash out of my suit. Time for a new one, I think. Any advice on how to get dookie stains out of spandex?
On a closely related note, what exactly is in that sewage? It's green! I'm a little concerned for my health. Does the super-disease boosters they give us with hero training cover whatever weird mutant bacteria is in that goop? I'm not going to grow a fourth kidney, am I?
Well, It'll be nice to chat with my fellow heroes for a change. Getting shot all day tires a guy out. Nice to veg every once in a while.
I will not rest until we have in-game throwable pies!
Hello, fellow heroes. I must say, I am very surprised to see a forum dedicated to us hero-types. Such an overused term, hero. Don't you think? Sometimes I question the 'heroic' attitudes of some of the heroes I see. For every selfless dogooder I meet, I see three who seem to have some other agenda. Eliminating the competition before turning to a life of crime, maybe? I don't know. But I'm a little wary of some of these 'heroes'. Still, they save lives... ah, maybe I'm just being cynical.
Trudging through the sewers of Paragon will do that. I just spent all day in the sewers rescuing some homeless from the Lost. Ugh. I don't think the smell of sewage will ever wash out of my suit. Time for a new one, I think. Any advice on how to get dookie stains out of spandex?
On a closely related note, what exactly is in that sewage? It's green! I'm a little concerned for my health. Does the super-disease boosters they give us with hero training cover whatever weird mutant bacteria is in that goop? I'm not going to grow a fourth kidney, am I?
Well, It'll be nice to chat with my fellow heroes for a change. Getting shot all day tires a guy out. Nice to veg every once in a while.
I will not rest until we have in-game throwable pies!