'Turning Riktinese'

I think the problems with the Lost are worse than anyone suspected. Listen to this CD I found after arresting some vagrants in King's Row...

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"I know the future, I know the future
And I'm shouting it all over the hood.
A television is on my noggin,
but the reception I get isn't so good.
I'm seeing visions of the Rikti
and I'm worried that they'll trick me and...

I'm turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
Turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
I'm turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
Turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so

I've got a rifle, a Rikti rifle,
And a traffic sign slung over my back.
I'm shooting heroes that call me zero
But I don't understand why they're shooting back.
Don't they know that all the aliens
will sweep across the sky again...

I'm turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
Turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
I'm turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
Turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so

A cardbox box, a soap-crate pallet
A TV set, a gun, a batlev
That's all I have so leave me alone
I'm just a man who's an alien clone
so please...

That's why I'm turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
Turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
I'm turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so
Turning Riktinese
I think I'm turning Riktinese
I really think so..."

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New Webcomic -- Genocide Man
Life is funny. Death is funnier. Mass slaughter can be hilarious.

Brain washing clones with covers of 80's one hit wonders. i have a bad feeling about this.

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