Ascendant O's, for the Hero in YOU!




For all of you who love The Ascendant(TM), check out this product!

I warn you, this cereal is NOT available in stores! Pending a legal action against Ascendant's(TM) agent...

Ascendant O's!

Please do not circulate this information to anyone known as a "villain."

Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!*

*disclaimer to all heroes* Do not believe anything a man named "Max" or another named "Saul" might tell you in regards to this produce, anything relating to The Ascendant(TM)... or, for that matter, any other venture these two may contact you about.

Please... TRUST me...