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The game being what it is you can't call a Minion "Dick"
Even though it was short for Richard for years before it refered to a [censored], not offending anyone or expressing anything is what we're aiming for here. Except Marvel Comics. Obvisoiuly we're aiming at winding them up.

Anyway, I got around it by naming my Soldiers Thomas, Richard and Harold. Added advantage that stupid people don't get the joke.