Now, I know many of you are probably wondering where I have been for the past month. What happened was this. I had a mid-life crisis. After living on welfare for years in Paragon, due to the steep rent costs, I became fed up. I packed my bags, and decided to look for another place to live, and another occupation where money is not such a problem. What occupation could a former hero take? He could become an action star of course! I immediatly moved to hollywood. Being a well known hero like me, I as I arrived in Los Angeles I was bombarded by movie contracts. I signed onto one called "Bullets of Vengeance", directed by John Woo. The movie soon fell apart.
Woo: Okay, you're going to dive over those crates and kill those thugs with your akimbo pistols!
Tech Joe: Kill? I'm supposed to kill them?
Woo: Yes, its an action movie.
Tech Joe: Can't I just arrest them?
Woo: You're firing clips upon clips of bullets at them, how are you supposed to arrest them?
Tech Joe: It always worked that way in Paragon City.....
Woo: You're fired.
Although my brief stint in showbiz ended rapidly, I tried to settle down into LA, until discovering that most of the people that live there are snobs who can't use full sentences, periods or capitals. I have immediatly returned to Paragon City and its wonderful, sociable inhabitents. Criminals will fear again!!!
OOC:I know this is sucktacular, but I felt like making it nonetheless, due to my passion for the extravagent, and my brothers refusal to get off the computer and let me have my in game return. It chronicals my playing time while I wasn't subscribed to COH. I gave up COH because of the monthly fee. I mostly played "The Specialists", a half-life mod based off action movies. It is very good, and I suggest anyone who has half-life to go give it a try. The comments about LA's community does not refer to the people who live in LA, rather it refers to "The Specialists" community. Although the game is good, unfortunatly the majority of people who play it are elitists whos sentences seem to only consist of OMGIPWNEDYOUAUTOISNOOBLOL!!!ONE!on!11
Not joking.
Anyways, desperate to return, I realized that I could afford the fee if I neglected my family members Christmas gifts.
Its good to be back.
