Begin scene.
A warehouse in Paragon City. A non-descript minion stands chatting with his friends.
Minion one, "Ow! Hey, someone just shot me!"
Minion two, "You're imagining things. Now keep your eyes open, capes may be coming any moment."
Minion One, "I am not imagining this blood coming out of my shoulder...and I think I see some spandex right over there!"
Minion Two, "Will you shut up! I'm trying to be vigilant."
Minion One, "Right over there...can you not see those guys!"
Minion two, "No. I can't."
Minion one, "Well I'm going to check it out!"
Minion two, "Do what you want."
Minion one gets trounced by gang of do-gooders standing twenty feet away.
Minion two, "Ow! Hey, someone just shot me!"
Minion three, "You're imagining things."
Gang of do-gooders giggles like school girls.
End scene.
