TheSoviet

((No. I have never seen casshern. And that wasn't an autokill, that was a 'level city size plus.' In case you didn't notice, it created a dust cloud that spanned the earth.))

The Flash Gitz went down quickly. But they were only the landing party.

Little did the robot know that there were over fifty thousand more Orks pouring from the rok. Next came a large pack of Mega Armored Nobz, the first of which braved the fire, sending a Power Klaw crashing into the side of the bot, knocking him over and fragmenting many of his laser foci. The Nob then proceeded to riddle him with bullets, sending him skidding off of the mound of dirt displaced by the meteor on landing. Once he was downed, he was opened fire upon from the Rok's many, MANY weapons systems, with enough firepower to lay a Monolith low.

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 21
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 23
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: IRRADIATED
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 16
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 19
Mithral Zeta: 18
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 19
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 22

Cry moar?

LIVE ARASHI LIVE

DIE, RANDOM TARGET DIE!

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 22
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 21
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: IRRADIATED
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 17
Billy Boy: 18
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 18
Mithral Zeta: 18
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 18
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 22

No.

Rulaag. Make with the atom splitting.

Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 22
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 3
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 16
Billy Boy: 18
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 17
Mithral Zeta: 18
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 18
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 21

DOOM?

ord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 15
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 16
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 19
Ozell One: 22

FEEL THE POWER OF THE SOVS.

Dross fell right into a crowd of Slugga Boyz, killing them instantly.

The mob of at least 50 Flash Gitz weren't deterred, however, and their Kustom Shootas opened fire with withering hails of fully automatic .75+ caliber fire.

The shots pinged and panged into him viciously, knocking him down.

((THE FOLLOWING IS A JOINT POST KTHXBAI.))

Balsk and Reikoff looked each other in the eyes for a moment as though gauging one another. Once that moment was over they both exploded into action. Balsk jumped almost straight up, kicking out to the side to push off the window even as Reikoff fired his shotgun, shattering the glass a millisecond after Balsk’s foot left it.

While moving through the air, Balsk swung his sword, hitting the shotgun and knocking it out of Reikoff’s hands. Reacting quickly, the Malta tac ops commander drew a pair of knives out of his belt and hurled them at where Balsk would be when he landed.

The draconian hit the ground lightly and, seemingly unperturbed by the quick reaction time of his opponent, deflected both knives with a twirl of his sword. But Balsk wasn’t exactly Reikoff to pull out his next weapon, a quick and deadly MP5.

As Reikoff pulled the trigger, Balsk dodged to one side and trigged a latent speed boosting enchantment. All of a sudden the bullets were moving through the air as sluggishly as snails. Balsk wasn’t moving much faster, but with several contortions, he was able to dodge all of the bullets.

Time snapped back into normal operation just as the MP5 ran out of bullets. The whole process had taken about five seconds of real time. Reikoff had seen this sort of thing from metahumans before, but it still pissed him off when they dodged everything he threw at them. Swearing not to miss this time, Reikoff reached for a .50 at his side and then fell to the ground as Balsk’s tail swept his feet out from under him.

Reikoff suddenly remembered he also hated the anthropomorphic ones.

Still able to draw his pistol, Reikoff was able to get off a pair of shots, one of which went high over Balsk’s shoulder. The second one scored a direct hit on Balsk’s throat, but for some reason didn’t kill him. It had hit the enchanted scale on his neck, which had become more durable due to prolonged exposure to the spell cast on it. This saved Balsk from death, but it still stunned him and knocked him over.

Making sure that Balsk wouldn’t be able to use his tail trick again, Reikoff twisted and pulled a knife out from a sheath on the side of his knee and stabbed the blade through the tail where the metallic sheen of a bionic replacement ended. The knife stuck all the way through and lodged in the concrete, keeping Balsk’s tail secured for several crucial seconds.

Laying hands back on the .50, which had fallen to the side when he had been knocked over, Reikoff rose up to one knee and fired a single shot at Balsk’s head. But once again he was foiled by the big reptile’s speed and his gun barrel was smacked out of alignment by his own knife. Balsk had taken the second that Reikoff had reached for his pistol as time to rip the knife out of his tail and throw it, making sure Reikoff wouldn’t be able to shoot him again.

Cursing loudly, Reikoff rolled forward and snatched up his shotgun as he went, planning to end up on top of Balsk and fire a load of buckshot into his face. But Balsk had somersaulted backwards and slashed out with his sword as he went, hoping to cut clean through Reikoff’s skull as he kneeled there.

The engagement ended with Reikoff still on one knee in a classic shooter’s position, staring at Balsk’s chest with his shotgun firmly pressing up against the bare scales of Balsk’s stomach. But he didn’t dare fire because Balsk’s sword was resting lightly on his neck, just at the spot where neither his helmet nor his body armor protected him.

This time they both cursed.

“Cowboy, let’s go.” Reikoff hissed.

Before anyone could move an inch, Reikoff and Curtis were gone in flashes of light, but they had left a surprise –

An active grenade!

Yeah, but ARROW'D is better than both of 'em.

G T F O M A H K I L L I N S P R E E

*REZ LEO*

Hey, Bear? He called archers pussies.

Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 18
Ozell One: 22

Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 2
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 22

Consider yourself nullified, yo.

And as the combined armies of Necrons and Phyrexians clashed, Rokkitfallz' suprise was found.

In a giant, all-engulfing explosion, a huge swath was cut through the frontlines of both armies as his Burna Bomb detonated.

---

Warboss Bludmaw looked up at the mighty ear tower, rattling off a few shots into its forcefield, which were deflected harmlessly.

"Eh..." The Warboss thought for a second.

((GOD POWER INCOMIIIIING!!!))

"Ey, boyz!" He growled into his radio, "Git word out to da Bad Moon Boyz up in dere Rok dat me habs dere landin' koordinatez' roight 'ere!"

---

Miles above, in low orbit, a Rok containing no less than fifty thousand Orks from the Bad Moon tribe activated its thrusters.

"Eh, we's komin in now, Boss!" The Ork on the 'tranzmitta' radioed in to Warboss Bludmaw.

---

"Ey, 'Aksaw."

"Yeh?"

"Watch da sky."

---

Bludmaw'z group of around five hundred orks looked up.

---

Screaming from the sky came a structure so massive, so huge, so intimidating, that you would seriously doubt that Statesman himself could hold his bladder at the sight of it. Flames miles long poured from engines the size of eighteen wheelers.

This was the Bad Moonz' Rok. A hulking mass of an Asteroid filled to the BRIM with Orks and equipment.

Going right through the shield (The Rok was no normal weapon!) the gigantic, city-sized meteor crashed into the tower, completely annihilating the structure at a near-molecular level. The dust cloud blew the width of the earth and the earthquake shook practically everyone on the planet to the bone.

And then the thousands of Orks poured from the rok, firing wildly into the wreckage of the tower and screaming WAAAAAAGHHH!!!! to the heavens.

Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 3
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 23

oshi-

((.....SHOOP DE WOOP.))

Grimjaw powerslid, leaving behind a mile long streak of burning dirt and melting rubber. Staring at the now-distant figure of Natane, he snarled.

This time, he was going to finish the job.

---

Even over the roar of one hundred orky engines, you could hear Grimjaw as his bike once again passed WAAAAAGH!! speed, heading straight for Natane. She must have been distracted by the wormy types, because Grimjaw ran her down flat, and then introduced the Vat Priest to the dirt, as well. He began his stopping powerside, and was gone before anyone knew what had happened.

The hundreds of other Orks in their war-wagons, however, were just coming.

And they were coming fast.

And they were coming hard.

And they weren't changing directions.

The Orks couldn't hear their targets KA-THUNK-ing under their treads and tires due to the roars of the engines, but they only assumed it was a VERY satisfying sound.

Lord Diov: 19
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 22
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 11
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 13
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: 5
Pheonyx: 16
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 23

Shot Leo to increase my chances of blowing someone else up!

Healed Ozell because D'AWWWWWHHHH I'm touched.

Prikker! Snikker!

*SOUNDS OF FLESH RENDING*

So that's what would happen.

Lord Diov: 17
Khellendrosiic: 22
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 21
Prodiguy: 19
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 13
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 16
Leo Gunner: 11
Pheonyx: 15
Mithral Zeta: 16
Cowman: Attack of the Troll!
Moiread Scott: 17
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 20

Healed Diov for letting me 'take care' of all the losers! Shot Mithril because I haze new people to threads!

Lord Diov: 16
Khellendrosiic: 22
Hallucinogen: 18
Essex: 21
Prodiguy: 19
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: 13
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 14
Billy Boy: 16
Leo Gunner: 12
Pheonyx: 15
Mithral Zeta: 17
Cowman: 1
Moiread Scott: 16
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 17
Ozell One: 20

COW IS SET UP FOR THE KILL. HEALED A KHELL FOR GRATE JUSTICE

Lord Diov: 16
Khellendrosiic: 21
Hallucinogen: 18
Essex: 21
Prodiguy: 19
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 13
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 17
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 13
Billy Boy: 16
Leo Gunner: 13
Pheonyx: 15
Mithral Zeta: 17
Cowman: 5
Moiread Scott: 16
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 16
Ozell One: 20

Khell gets bumped because DAMN IF A WARHAMMER LORD DOESN'T WIN THIS. Cow gets another hit!

Lord Diov: 16
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 18
Essex: 21
Prodiguy: 18
The Soviet: 20
Lazarus: 13
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 17
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 12
Billy Boy: 16
Leo Gunner: 13
Pheonyx: 15
Mithral Zeta: 17
Cowman: 8
Moiread Scott: 16
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 16
Ozell One: 20

Bumped Diov for ?
Hit Cowman, because I smell a cascade. Despite the fact that he has an Earthworm Jim avatar, I'm never one to go against a tide of impending violence.

With pleasure.

Marcus: *Mental blast head explosion!*

Curtis merely teleported backwards to avoid the kick. "Move faster, ya git." The Gunslinger drawled, loading up a narcotic dart and firing it at Kip.

---

Reikoff saw Balsk before he could ever fire the lightning. Diving from his rock, the commander was now sliding down a glass wall above a concrete street.

Curtis looked up right as he fired, and teleported Reikoff - Right next to Balsk. Out of nowhere, Reikoff produced the SPAS-15, and fired a blast of buckshot at the draconian.

---

Rulaag looked to poe.

"Idiot..." He muttered, holding his hands fanned out slightly.

The entire D shook with wind as all of the hallucinogenic gas was sucked directly to Rulaag. The Alien opened an ampoule, which promptly swallowed it up, pressurizing it to extreme levels and allowing it all to fit.

Grimjaw craned his head to look back at the beasties after him. He looked down to his orky speedometer, which looked a bit like:

Stopped-------------------Fast---------------------WAAAAGH!!!-----0-

His current speed was the 0.

He looked down to the small pipe in the bike's chassis.

And jammed something into it.

Flames up to fifty feet long exploded from his exhaust as the Ork literally accelerated to Two hundred miles per hour, leaving everything in the dust.

He looked to his speedometer.

It had broken with the force of the acceleration.

"WAAAAAAGHHH!!!!!" Came his triumphant roar as the Kultist Of Speed shot across the landscape faster than eyes could see.

((Hey, Diov? Grimjaw's still moving at about 100 miles per hour.))

((SHORT POST BUT WORTH IT.))

Grimjaw's bike roared with power as he sped along at the head of the Orks.

He spied a figure on the horizon.

Gunning it to an even faster speed (He was obviously in the Kult of Speed and a Bloody Sun Boy) he shot towards the figure like a bat out of hell.

It was just before he ran her down that he saw that it was a humie woman. Oh well.

Budump-BUMP Came the satisfying sound of his bike smashing into her and sending her facefirst into the dirt.

And he didn't even slow down.

Tha' righ' there was some good drivin'!

Lord Diov: 15
Khellendrosiic: 20
Hallucinogen: 18
Essex: 20
Prodiguy: 18
The Soviet: 19
Lazarus: 12
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 17
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 12
Billy Boy: 16
Leo Gunner: 13
Pheonyx: 15
Mithral Zeta: 17
Cowman: 12
Moiread Scott: 15
Seikon: 1
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Army of Grey: 16
Ozell One: 20

Shot Seikon. Healed Ara because I never got to team with her last night D:

The Ork Mobz and Trukkz looked at the army to the front and the army behind him, and decided to cut their losses. Big Mek Rokkitfall left behind one little suprise before gunning his vehicle, leading his Orks out of harm's way...

((You'll find the suprise soon. It's not a god-power btw.))