TheSoviet

I'd advise against a Vampire LARP. Something about drinking blood is a bad idear. I don't LARP myself, though, so that's just intuition...

If you want to own people in real life and use some actual skills, play paintball, heheheheh.

Lord Diov: 20
Khellendrosiic: 25
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 25
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 20
Arashi: 21
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awesome)
Billy Boy: 20
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 20
Mithril Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 20
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 21
Ozell One: 20

*HUNKER DOWN!*

Lord Diov: 22
Khellendrosiic: 25
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 21
The Soviet: 23
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 20
Burning Brawler: 20
Arashi: 21
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awesome)
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithril Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 20
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 20

SOVS DECLARES THIS WAR.

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 24
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 22
The Soviet: 23
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 20
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awesome)
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithril Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 20
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 20

Lord Diov: 22
Khellendrosiic: 24
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 22
The Soviet: 23
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 20
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awesome)
Billy Boy: 15
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 20
Mithril Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 21
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 21

SOVIET POSSIBLY APPROVES OR DISAPPROVES AT THIS TIME.

Bear looked down at his gifts and blinked.

"Eheh, I'm, uh, glad someone's thinking of you, sir, eheh, I'd, uh, I'd be at home myself, but you have me wor--" Bear turned around, his cybernetic eye glowing menacingly.

"S-sorry sir..." The Talon agent sighed meekly.

"Ten laps around the perimeter for trying to feed me that [censored]."

The Talon Agent turned around and got set for his run.

"..."

"And then clear out of here."

The Talon Agent was so stunned he made a triple-take. "Uh...Y-yessir! Thank you, sir!"

Bear nodded to the Agent and sighed. Maybe there was something to all this Holiday crap, after all.

The Orks all looked at eachother.

"Wull dat was some bright loights."

"Too bad Mork 'n Gork'll protect us!! FER DA GREEN KROOSADE, BOYZ!" Warboss Bludmaw roared before Teleport Zzzzapping himself directly on top of RAPHAEL.

"You done gone an' made me angry!" He spat viciously, "Dat gits you dead, ya git!!"

The Ork swung his mighty Power Claw, sending RAPHAEL hurtling through the air. He teleported on top of him once more, and this time grabbed him, flipping him upside down and crashing his skull into a rock again and again and again.

((It's the Warboss' finishing move, yo.))

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 19
Essex: 25
Prodiguy: 22
The Soviet: 23
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 20
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awesome)
Billy Boy: 16
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithril Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 21
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 20
Ozell One: 21

((First post after redname again! And another awesome piece of work!))

((We didn't fire on our own troops. The Warbike and Bomber flew/drove off. HOWEVER, I like this more. Sure, we kill our own. WE'RE METAL LIKE THAT.))

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 22
Essex: 23
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 23
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 22
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 21
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awesome)
Billy Boy: 14
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithral Zeta: 21
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 23
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 19
Ozell One: 21

TO VICTORY, LADS!

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 22
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 24
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 22
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 21
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awesome)
Billy Boy: 14
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithral Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 22
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 19
Ozell One: 21

OH THE INORCITY

Bear touched down lightly, the fierce scowl that was always on his face remaining true to tradition and radiating strongly.

"Sir!" A Talon reported, "Something for you, sir. I, uh, think they tried to give it significance by shooting it into the door, but, well, their technique was terrible..."

Shoving the Talon out of the way, Bear made his way up to the door.

As soon as he saw the orange and black, his soul-melting grimace eased into a light smile. The Talon Agent's eyes widened.

That was the first time he'd seen Bear smile since he came on to the force.

Bear looked inside...

Obviously. Even though she helped the cause <3

SO WE'LL BASICALLY OVERCOME THOSE WHO ARE VOTING FOR THE SHOE-IN FOR VICTORY!

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 21
Essex: 26
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 25
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 22
Burning Brawler: 19
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: PAIN TRAIN'D ( But +2 Awsome)
Billy Boy: 13
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithral Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 22
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 19
Ozell One: 21

DOOM?!

JOIN ME MY BROTHERS AND WE WILL TOTALLY OVERCOME THE PERSON WHO IS A SHOE-IN FOR VICTORY.

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 23
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 22
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: 7
Billy Boy: 15
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithral Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 23
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 18
Ozell One: 21

WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE, BURNING.

Note: I'm only doing this to give someone else a running chance.

Oh. I was unobservant.

Shaddap <_<

"Heh heh heh." Marcus chuckled good-naturedly at Essex, hugging her back with one arm.

"Thanks fer lookin' out for da boys, s'been tough lately. An' yeh, sinc' da split to da Fambly, dere's two of us black-mask lots yas talkin' ta." The Psionicist grinned, taking out his fine Cuban and replacing it with one of the chocolate ones.

"Ey lissen, you gives da professa my regards, an' tell 'em 'es good fer a favor wit Emil, if any, y'know, wetwork gotsta get done."

A couple of the Family in the room cracked their knuckles in anticipation at the mention of it.

"Now I won' keep yas any longa, ya said yaself dat dere's plenny more places ta go. Good ta seeyas, Ess."

"Boss, Vinny on line tree. Sum'n bout dem alien guys we seen 'round da place."

Thanking Essex once more, Marcus' chair swivelled back around.

"Yeh?" He responded as the elevators opened and a squad of Family led Essex out.

It was clear that the Marcones didn't want anyone in that particular building any longer than they had to be.

---

Curtis flashed out of the RFP teleporter, glancing to either side, making sure he was alone. Skulking over to Arc's room, the Gunslinger dropped a single red rose before hopping back into the teleporter and flashing away.

---

Curtis came out of the teleporter on Peregrine.

"Hope tha' sing'l rose didn' make me look cheap..." He muttered to himself lowly, unaware of the Tactical Engineer working at the console nearby.

"Sir?" The Engineer looked up.

"Awh, ah didn' say nothin'! Git back ter work already!"

The Gunslinger made his way out and the Engineer shrugged. It was best not to question Curtis.

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 17
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: 9
Billy Boy: 15
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithral Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 22
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 18
Ozell One: 21

IMMAH STILL CHARGIN' MAH TIED FOR VICTORY

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 23
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 20
The Soviet: 21
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 17
Arashi: 20
Halo Inc: 9
Billy Boy: 15
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 21
Mithral Zeta: 20
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 22
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 18
Ozell One: 21

No idea. But two things in your sig stick out:

The quick reply thing (Amen)
And the 378 badges. Dayumn. You're getting my next heal.

Inside the package was a small pile of dog treats as well as a brand-new collar, similar to the one she had, but obviously of very high quality.

In the very bottom of the box, below the dog gifts, were two things;

A wrapped piece of expensive European candy,

And an arrow.

((I actually saw that already. Ironically enough, I was linked it through a Shadowclan message board.))

((URUKZ BUBHOSH SMARD YUB))

Rulaag walked out to where the battle had occured, flipping the ampoule full of hallucinogens through his fingers.

"Bravo." He nodded.

And he was gone in a cloudy haze.

---

Bear spat and cursed. He'd never get Rosalind the package now.

Right before Rosalind had left the D, the Wyvern had growled one final curse and thrown the chocolates right in front of where she would come out from, flying away in frustration.

"Dat jus' ain't gon' be possibl', ya metal git." Came a thunderous voice.

Dross was slammed down on to his back by a Power Claw the size of a small car.

"'Cause I ain't 'bout ta let ya beat down my Boyz' Waaagh!"

Warboss Bludmaw himself stood above him, his Quadruple Special Kustom Shoota pointed down at the drone.

He unleahed a withering hail of 25mm Autocannon fire into Dross, cracking and shattering his spikes. The Warboss then smashed him with a mighty backhand, again sending him flying.

And causing him to land right next to the new angelic interloper.

"GIV 'EM DA WHOLE BROADSIDE, BOYZ!" Bludmaw commanded, and the entire Rok opened fire once more. Literally thousands of bullets slammed into the two figures, sending them backflipping for several dozen feet before subsiding.

Then, for an added precaution, an Orky Flyboy swooped low in his Fighta-Bomma, dropping several 500lb. bombs on their heads.

Then, a group of Warbikes ran them over.

And the Rok opened fire again, with every bit of ferocity one could expect from a thousand cannons and missile launchers.

Lord Diov: 21
Khellendrosiic: 22
Hallucinogen: 20
Essex: 24
Prodiguy: 19
The Soviet: 22
Lazarus: CRY MOAR'D
Devious Me: 21
Burning Brawler: 18
Arashi: 19
Halo Inc: 11
Billy Boy: 17
Leo Gunner: ARROW'D
Pheonyx: 20
Mithral Zeta: 19
Cowman: TROLL'D
Moiread Scott: 20
Seikon: MENTAL BLAST HEAD EXPLODE'D
Coldfire Kaiser: HEAD SHOTT'D
Mr Grey: 19
Ozell One: 21

IN THE NAME OF THE IMPERIUM, OZELL GETS A MEDIC WHILE ESSEX IS ATTACKED BY THE 53RD KASRKIN DIVISION.

((First comment to redname! Awesome story!))