ShotgunBadger

It's not that 'a simple no is grounds' it's more 'just saying 'no' and not being a useful member of society and explaining WHY with atleast links to the fifty other threads about this stupid idea, or atleast adding 'the devs said no already' explantation.'

I really don't think it's too much to ask that people actually contribute.

Indeed, it seems '07 really WAS about giving players what they wanted, we can only hope '08 keeps kicking the butt that this year has. Really, I went from 'eh, neato' about I7, to "sweet" about I8, and I9/I10 were pure "EFF YEA" for me.

When we realize the OP thinks he's witty?

Oh you mean "laugh with" funny and not "laugh at" funny?

I think some one, some where got "pwnt", but I'm not sure who or why.

I don't get it....

Jake looked around, "alright, all in favor of stealin the strawberries now say aye!"

Julie instantly raised her hand, "Aye!", causing Jake to sigh "fine twirp, just don't cry or anything."

Jake smiled, making an illusion of himself just to test the power's return "Boss lady made powers go poof"

Jake smiled at the mention of Strawberries, "Hey, not that powedered crap they got in the Zig right? Real berries?"

Jake just whistled innocently, taking another candy cigarette from his suit and "smoking" as he tried to creep away.

Jake pouts as he looks up at Essex "I get along GREAT with people......most people......some people......I'm nice to the Fae!"

Julie just giggled, her two girls still shooting thier water-guns around wildly. "I get along with Rosie! I don't know anyone else here, so therefore I get along with all the kids I know!"

((alright, Jake still tempest right now))

Jake smiled as he took the field, "Soccer? Score! I'm made for speed and kicking, how can we loose?"

Jake, seemingly unphased, just caught the fireball and snuffed it with his hand before hurling a baragge of slushballs at Burning.

((Alright if I'm the only tempest this won't be fun, gonna switch sides))

Jake rolled his eyes as all the others left, he hopped off the pole, letting the cup shatter and the buckets tumble. "Yo Bruce Lee, when ya get some others, call me until then I'm joinin the Mountain squad. With that he darted away to the Mountain people in their water, shucking his jacket off and diving in.

"Yo people, come to see what the lighter side is like."

Jake, not noticing Essex's return, decided to summon the ice cold around him into a slush-ball and hurl it at Burning with a chuckle. "Snow ball fight!"

Jake shruged "I dunno, but I don't plan on fallin first. Maybe Bruce Lee over there will just call it a tie."

Jake nodded at Light.

"I'm the same way actually, my mutie blood lets me heal quick and my Satyr hooves help me kick-box."

With that, obviously just to show off, Jake jumped up, kicked the air, and lands perfectly on the pole again, teacup only slightly ajar but not spilled.

Jake groaned, and whispered a spell in the Fae tounge before humming his own Gaelic tune before looking at the person who deep-freezed the room.

"Yea didn't need to freeze the poor things crazy blood magic person!"

While Jake had his magic, poor Julie didn't, quickly shifting into her werewolf form and hugging herself "n-n-n-not c-c-c-cool!"

Jake just nodded as his own mutant regeneration powers finished off the venom. "So, the whole ninja look, that just for show or you really some super stealthy blade user?"

Jake smiled, his body adapting to the venom and allowing him to go back to his normal, light-hearted, self.

"Not really bro, I busted some Skulls in front of a poster for Nightmere City, that thing any good?"

Jake frowned, tossing a handfull of real spiders at Muck, "Stop tossin pointy stuff dude!"

Jake laughed wildly, "Whooie! Spiders work great around here!"

With that he teleported around happilly, pulling spiders (mix of real and illusion) from his suit jacket and tossing them around with a grin.

Julie, on the other hand, had shifted back into human form and began speaking on a toy walkie talkie. Soon two more little girls came running in, shooting their own squirt-guns at the spiders.

Jake smiled at Mags' trick, tossing a handfull of very real spiders in Bright's direction. "Fae gang up on him!"

Meanwhile Julie happily shifted into the form of a small wolf cub and wrestled with Rose and Naga on the floor "I loooooooooooove this place!"

Jake said nothing, but wobbled, fighting to keep his balance, his face stone cold.

After a moment of wobbling he finally got his balance back with a smile.

Jake laughed loudly as Burning hit the forcefield, "nice one dude!"

With that Jake began to teleport around the room with a smile, still in his Yakuza suit as Julie began to try to wrestle the puppy from Naga.

Jake smiled at Magda "you got a fan already? Rock on lil fairy."