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few more hours til me birthday....maybe we should celebrate yes?
*PLACES A CALL* "yes! the works!! balloons and streamers and noisemakers and ok that chocolate fountain and the funny sume suit things people wear and run into each other with...and the ball tank and the bouncy castle for the..kids..yeah the kids... and pny rides and a petting zoo..and the video arcade...and oh!! the guiness fountain for goodness sake!!! ooh!!...really?...a pamcake/waffle station?...and an ice cream sundae station?..sounds good to me!! and yes I'll need a chocolate donut dispenser...and a recees peanut butter cup dispenser also...yeah, I think thats it...ad charge it to this card number *types some numbers in* ok great and itll be here tomorrow morning b 8am? EST yes..and your crew will come in and set it up and stay all day to cater? excellent! cya tomorrow!"
well it looks like we have some festivities for tomorrow...now if only I could find an artist to draw my comic book scripts in real life Id be happy... -
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BEHOLD!! MY LATEST...Well, ok KFC'S, LATEST CREATION!!!
Bacon lovers rejoice!
http://consumerist.com/5342699/kfc-h...icken-as-bread -
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Happy Birthday Commander!!!!
Can I haz a piece o' cake? -
*Opens the Hatch to Iron Rook and looks out*
Mornin all!! Wierdest dram last night..I was a cake and then a pie...But anyways...Mondays my Birthday!!
*Puts brass goggles back on and starts to make adjustments to the Iron Rook cockpit* -
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Just one?....Man all them stories about three wishes...Genie union mustve cracked down or something.. anyway..
ahem ahem!!!!!
Monday is...My Birthday!!
and happy Birthday, Kor!! -
*walks back and sees the genie lamp*
Bah!! This thing is all dusty
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OMG I LOVE WEEBL AND BOB!!!
Wee-Bull and the mighty pie-cannon!!! -
Ark Shmark..I have 3 of em!! *nodnod*
Ahem...
From the Journal of Alan Pogomain:
Here we were in Cairo, me and my trusted men. I had received the package- a journal and an old map, 2 weeks ago. After hours of decyphering the ancient languages copied by hand, I had determined a now deceased colleague of mine had gone to great lenghts to ake sure this got into my hands. The map led to somewhere in the middle of the desert with one word under a picture of a hamd-drawn outline of a city - Khoba-Ru-Dohra.
If this was true, it was the ancient city of rare chocolate treasures...Discs o fchocolate filled with peanut butter, rings of chocolate covered donut-type pastries...and other assorted chocolatey goodness..I, for health reasons, could not enjoy this treasure but I knew of several colleagues who just might be interested. I have dispatched several letters of corespondence to them and am now awaiting thier replies... -
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desert...sand...ancient egyptian runes you say?????....why this is a job for.....Alan Pogomain!!
*hobbles off to change into Alan Pogomain attire* -
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I will always laugh about Mario....when the veat's went to test I was on a team..we were going against the mooks..we didnt know it but I ran into the unaannounced mission boss, 'Mario' he beat me and I told the team:
hey itsa Mario!!
mama mia he kickeda my ***!
someone on the team replied
because ah he ah put a cap in your @$$ ah!!
we had a long laugh at that! -
cheesy garlic ah bread? mama mia thats ah so nice ah!!
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*Beefee runs in*
AH herro!!!! OH!! rookee arr that meatbarr and ro mein!!! Why you put that led stuff ovah it fah!!!!??!!! -
You're complaining Im bringing comedy to the Rookery???!!!???
mama mia!!!!! this is ah no good!! -
*Hobbles down from the attic lab sees all the spaghettis and meatballs*
MAMA MIA!!!! THAT'S A SPICY MEATAH BALL!!!!
Wassa goin onna here?? I needa a plate and a napakinand a fork and a spoona please...Maybe a nice cuppa of ah coffee to starta with...Oh, who's gotta the bread? -
*comes flying through in the cockpit of Iron Rook*
WHOOSH!!!
WHOOSH!!!
FWEEM!!!!
...fweem????,,, *Shrugs* ah well!, Ill have it checked out in the morning -
*walks in disguised as a rabbi*
oy gavell!! vat a day vee are having!!
oh look over dere!!
*baps people over the head randomly with a gavelta (sp?) fish then hobbles off at superspeed*
and just remember..its all kosher!!
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hehee....*giglles* ok...here's your *punch*....
KAPOW!!!!! -
not your fault fedor..and Im apologizing to Neko for this..Due to my knee, Im bailing out for tonight..I really need bedrest tonight..I apologize and will make it up next week somehow.