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GOOD GAWD THE HUMANITY!!!! MY FRAKKING LEG!!!!FRAK ALL YOU MUTHA-FRAKKERS!!!


*hobbles up to his attic lab, slamming the door shut...sounds can be heard like hes sealing it shut*

*removes the bacon from his knee* wait a minute!! Why am I even involved in this!?! After all that puppeh did to me!!!

Oh I know where puppeh is. I had him sent to the pound on St. Patrick's Day..revenge for all the times he attacked my recovering and sore and bruised, , knee.

Morning all..
Well 2 1/2 weeks ago during the last blizzard, a snowplow came up the wrong side of the street and waay too close to the side of the road and it ripped up some of my folks brickwork they had done. I called the town explaining what happened and there's a guy out front right now fixing it. Tax dollars at work.

Traveller..Always wanted to try that game, always heard good stuff about it.

YAAAWWNN!! Morning all!! Up all night..Have to go see a gastroenterologist (sp?) and my insurance company is playing games. Have to go see my regular doctor on Fridy and then they have to call my insurance company to agree to an 'out-of-coverage' doctor. seems there are only two specialists in the area on my pln. One went out of business, and the other works out of a hospital now and only sees you if you're admitted.

On a side note..Where is that sackboy!!??!! He knows why I'm looking for him!!

wow..Warhound, LCT AAND Logan return!!...

yep..we're all DOOOOOOMED!!!



or..SPRING HAS RETURNED!!

Its the Rookery Two-Fer Special! You pay fer two and get one!

Oh, ok...I thought maybe the tubes would all tumble like a display of cans at the supermarket if you take one from the bottom first.

What if I pull this tube out....here?

*YAAAWWNN!!!*

morning Neko. Thanks, for opening up today. Happy Friday.

Good lord..he's...ARMED!!!

um.....uh.....hi.....RUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!!!!!!!!

..morning all...here's my dr.'s note. I am hereby excused from participating in anything that I dont want to. Just getting a cup of coffee, and I'll be on my way.


wound up on my Irish Tanker- S. Dropkick Murphy last night for some St. Patrick's Day celebrating. I went to Pocket D for One Hit Wonder's show and even danced with Detra.

now what was that for????

lets see:

*points at cien*

End my pain from this hound
Send him straightaway to the pound

Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're
from Ireland .

The other woman responds proudly,
'Yes, I sure am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from
?

The other woman answers, 'I'm from St. John's , I am.'

The first one responds, 'So, am I!!

And what street did you live on?'

The other woman says, 'A lovely little area it was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith and it's a small world. So did I! So did I!
And what school did ya go to?'

The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.'

The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us !
I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in
1964 meself.

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael, shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.'

Michael asks, ' Why do you say that, Brian?'

Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are drunk again..'

I be tryin' a fine Celtic spell:

*points to Fedor and Neko*

Let these two stop thier tussle
and jump on the bar and do the Hustle!

*walks in slightly staggering, wearing an oversized green tophat*

WHEEE!! top o' th' mornin' an' bottom o' th' ninth to ye!!!

Erin go Bragh!Erin go braless!! Erin go commando if she wants!! ANd between us, it wouldn't be th' first time the lass did!

*HIC!* wass everyone doin' this fine mornin'?

*staggers to the bar quickly plops down on a seat*

pardon me..

**slaps the top of the bar*

BARKEEP BARKEEP!!!

I'll take a pint or 20 o' Guinness with a coffee chaser...Irish Coffee!!