Now now people. Just because it would only take one person 5 minutes to actually post in what these patches actually are, that's no reason to expect any one of them to skip stuffing their faces with doughnuts long enough to do so. Besides, why would you want to know anyway? isn't it much more fun to guess?
What's that you say? Put up the post *before* actually uploading the patch? Blasphemy!!! That would mean someone.. anyone... on the development team would actually know what they were going to do, before they did it. Talk about unreasonable expectations.
Just wait a week or two, and the patch notes will be in Wikileaks.