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  1. *loves Becky anyway, if you know what I mean*
  2. I was gonna come up with random crap!
  3. hehe slush? Only if it's cherry flavored!
  4. So am I to be making Emmi on Guardian? If so, she'll be a fire/fire blaster. I'll send you screenies and a bio soon™. Also, do you need me to write my own dialogue? What situation am I in? Am I a hostage or something? Who's holding me captive? Details! I need details!
  5. Reserve roster sounds good

    G'head and roll up something unless you just wanna be EX'd or something.
  6. *pounces ForeverZer0*

    I gots nuffin to donate, I'm a newb villain.
  7. It's a date if you know what I'm saying.


    (don't forget to add that phrase on the end of your point)
  8. Well, there's 2 tanks I believe, so maybe we'll both be able to hold aggro enough. *crosses fingers*
  9. ACK! two NRG blast defenders?!?
  10. Also Neko, check out the All-Rookery static team thread and add your name and AT please


    I had too much iced coffee this morning if you know what I'm saying.
  11. *picks the Neko up and gives her a giant Reese's cup ... if you know what I'm saying*
  12. Not Me

    Who vrs who

    Taco salad FTW

    pink lemonade vs regular lemonade
  13. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully.
  14. Not Me

    Who vrs who

    [ QUOTE ]
    Vanilla Ice vs Milli Vanilli

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Either way, we lose

    potato salad vs macaroni salad
  15. Ok ok ... I'll open today. I kinda gave up on opening the Rookery, but looks like no one wants to open today.

    *flips the lights on, turns on the CHEFBOTS, COFFEETRON 9000, and sets donuts on the counter.

    Good morning peoples. The twist today is: Every post must contain the phrase "If you know what I'm saying"

    So, on that note: I could really go for some peaches, if you know what I'm saying.

    Also, check out the All Rookery. static team thread for your name and add your toon if you're in We start tonight at 9pm EST! Tune in for the 1st all new episode of Rookery. Static version 1.0!
  16. Not Me

    Who vrs who

    vanilla ice cream vs chocolate ice cream
  17. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my
  18. *jumps out of cake and shmooshes frosting all over Early's face* hehehehe
  19. Oh m'noes! Energy blast defender? KB city here we come lol
  20. I'm looking forward to this too. It's gonna be a fun team
  21. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses
  22. *sets huge cake in the middle of the table*

    *climbs inside cake and gets ready to jump out at just the right moment*


    HAPPY B-DAY EARLY!
  23. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE DAILY ROOKERY. GOOD MORNING THREAD

    So, I'll post the players here, and if you're on the list, copy and paste the list in your post with your toon, name and AT

    Emmi - Tabby Steele inv/DB tank
    Pulc
    Wendy
    Neko
    Emgro
    Brutus
    Painful
    Pogo

    Remember, 9pm EST tonight! If anyone can't make it, its ok. Just let us know
  24. I like heroes more, but thats just my preference. I'll go along with what you all decide tho