Not Me

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  1. [ QUOTE ]
    *the door opens slowly to reveal no one standing there*

    Ladies and Gentlemen......

    *The virus charges in and starts to slide across the floor as if it were ice, He grabs Emmi and begins to spin faster and faster and faster*

    *The music gets louder as he reaches the apex of the spin and suddenly he stops*

    *Emmis clothes have changed to a beautiful bright red gown and he dips her*

    Good morning everyone! Ha Cha cha cha!

    *Lets Emmi get back up slowly and releases her into the room still in the red gown*

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    What ... just ... happened? *looks down at her clothing* Where's my comfy sweater? My acid washed jeans?

    *shrugs*


    (( was that a scene from The Mask with Jim Carey? ))
  2. Not Me

    Name A Game

    kill the guy with the ball
  3. [ QUOTE ]
    He's Playing favorites...... Oh I'm feeling fiesty today

    [/ QUOTE ]
    A feisty Orchid ... Look out!

    hiya hiya everyone

    *walks in wearing tight denim jeans, red pumps (as usual), a baggy sweater and big poofy hair, rocking out to Der Kommisar by After the Fire*

    "Don't turn around, uh-oh
    Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
    You're in his eye
    And you'll know why
    The more you live
    The faster you will die

    Alles klar, Herr Kommissar"

    Also, thank you Pogo for helping Tabby get her raptor pack last night, and letting my friend tag along with us
  4. Not Me

    Name A Game

    uhm ...

    CITY OF HEROES!!
  5. Not Me

    Name A Game

    puff puff pass


    (oh wait, WRONG kinda game)


    uhm, duck duck goose.
  6. o.O

    oh my goodness.


    Oh, wait ... you were talkin' about tootsie roll pops? Carry on then
  7. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed Numina and
  8. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
    More midgets climbed
  9. Yay, thanks to Pogo, I got my raptor pack! So I'm all caught up to you and I have temp travel just like you do!
  10. Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

    Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

    This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

    Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

    Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

    Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
  11. Gonna log in CoH, Pogo, if you wanna do that raptor pack thingie
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    Off to get me some Greek to eat.

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    fix't


    Also, I lurves me some Greek too. Especially that creamy white sauce *drools*
  13. I could prolly do it tonight sometime. My mother-in-law is visiting for a month, so my playing time might be severely cut back, but I'll send you a global tell when I'm in game Thanks Pogo *hugs*
  14. Heh funny pic, Hawkes

    Also Wendy, Ramone must have very little feet for a man. These shoes are only 6 1/2. *nods*

    *waves to everyone that came in after me*

    Lunch is over, and I wanna go home and play CoH!

    *sips her iced coffee and pouts*
  15. *snags Maddy on her way out and plants a big smooch on her cheek*


    I just felt the urge to do that.
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    /e carefully makes her way down the stairs wearing Dasiy Duke shorts, skin tight white tank top and bright red high heels

    How on earth did that Bach woman manage to run in this outfit?

    Ohh Well good Mawning yall or as we say up north Yo Was up? lol

    Congratulations Emmi sounds like your son is doing very well. Umm I have an 19 year old daughter.. graduated 6 months ahead of her class (in January). Joined the Air National Guard so she can let THEM pay to send her to college to be a Doctor and is currently stationed in Las Vegas. Does he have a girl friend?

    Oh and where is that guy looking for a maiden to tie to some railroad tracks? Y'all stay fer ahway from me Ya here?

    /e goes and pours herself a huge coffee and purrs happily as she sips at it. Watching carefully for any signs of strange men, with rope and a map to the nearest rail line

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    Them are my shoes you're wearing! Take em off please

    Also, my son does have a GF, actually like 3 of them *sighs* He's going into the army first, before college. I so don't want him to go ...
  17. No, g'head and play him Pogo It's nothing set in stone that we need a redside static team too. I just threw that our there as a suggestion. Why don't we see how the blueside team goes for a while 1st, anyways?