NekoAli

*drags Fedor out by the scruff of his spacesuit and proceeds to lick him clean of the chocolate.*

This is one small lick for kitteh, and one great sugar rush for kitteh...

*looks all innocent, tangled up in the AC power cord*

What?

*still lays sleeping, whimpering and kicking her feet frantically, before waking with a shout*

NOO! Not the pie machine!!!!

*blinks and looks around*

Oh... hi... I had the strangest dream. I got turned into a pumpkin. Weird. No more catnip and wasabi sammiches before bed for me. Morning everyone.

*stares, pumpkin-like at Pogo's face from inches away*

Oh you know. The usual.

As long as it's not pumpkin juice today...

Really. Freaking. Awesome.

Love that song. Love Firefly. Two great things together=win.

*pumpkins about pumpkinly*

*wakes up as a pumpkin and makes pumpkiny sounds*

Gosh darn it, does everyone know my sekrit hiding spot under the couch?

*looks at Emmi in her super sekrit hiding place*

How did you get in here anyway?

*rolls away on the shiny red ball rapidly*

*bowls over Fedor from behind, rolling around with her ball*

*rolls around behind Fedor, wrapped around the ball, gnawing and kicking at it*

*gets distracted and drops the mallet, chasing after the red ball*

shiiiny

*counters Excalisock with squeeky hammer*
SQUEEKA!

Never! You will fall before me, Sack Hero!

SQUEEKA SQUEEKA SQUEEKA!

*pounces on Becky and tussles for the hammer*

Why.. Nobody Squeakas me without my permission! Nobody!

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*scritches the emmi-kitteh's belly, still waiting for the worshiping to start*

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Alright, if you insist. You can start worshiping me now.

*cracks the whip again*

*channels Julie Newmar and cracks a whip, purring seductively*

Defeat that hero, my minion, and my plan will go purrrfectly.

*scritches Pogo some more and watches the blood and carnage. Or or is it the cute and fluffy? WHO CAN TELL?? dun dun duuuuun*

*scratches a few backs*

*grins and heaves Fedor over the walls of the beanbag Coliseum.*

Release the Sack Boys!

Summon a Detra? what a wonderful idea....


*holds off the Sack-tussling to look up a book on succubus summoning. That should be close enough, right? *

*sits next to Emmikitteh and counter-mews cutely*

*gallops around with a Roman Sack Boy on her back, riding towards the chocolate donut*

By the way.. what's with this 'stallion' business?

Now, don't make me go all Caddyshack gopher on you, puppy.

*interspecies snorgles*