Generic Teen Vampire or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sparkles
This short post is about a very... interesting experience I had on my joke toon, Generic Teen Vampire. Yes. He sparkles. It all began with me in the D standing next to the Base Portal. I was chatting with some old old friends and talking about the good old days. You know, classic nostalgic stuff. Old faces here and gone. Old SG's and VG's. It was good fun, and I really felt good.
I would just like to say, the results of what happened where not intentional.
Well, one of my old acquaintances friends comes up, and well, things get a bit crazy. I jokingly say shes a prime example of why RP is going downhill. She takes it personally. I say its a joke. She gives me /the look/. So I go :
08-08-2009 22:37:05 [Local] Blue Waves: <color #0101ff>(( Fien. Dont take a joke
08-08-2009 22:37:15 [Local] Saph: <color #0101fd><bgcolor #010101>((...Gotcha ;D *poke*
08-08-2009 22:37:17 [Local] Blue Waves: <color #0101ff>(( IM GOING TO GO GET GENERIC TEEN VAMPIRE
08-08-2009 22:37:28 [Local] Blue Waves: <color #0101ff>(( ADAM, WEBER, DUSK, YOU WILL NOT MOVE
08-08-2009 22:37:30 [Local] Adam: <color #010101>(( HOLY **** YOU DIDN'T ))
08-08-2009 22:37:34 [Local] Dusk: <color #ff0101><bgcolor #010101>[With Sparkles?]
08-08-2009 22:37:36 [Local] Adam: <color #010101>(( MOTHER@$%$#@ ))
Then things get fun. Generic Teen Vampire. Edward look alike at level 30. Pink sparkle aura. You can see where this is going. I quickly run to the center of the D, right by the portal. Dusk is kind enough to announce my presence. And then, all hell breaks loose.
The D literally dies. It starts off with a few people saying how they want to stab Generic Teen Vampire with stakes in broadcast. But it keeps on growing. More people. Then people start talking about the Twilight books. Almost everyone in the D stops RPing and starts arguing the merits of Twilight, Terry Pratchett, and Orson Scott Card. Thats it. For the next 20 minutes, the D is filled with more noise than Iv ever seen it have before. None of it is RP. All it took was a simple "Edwardo is in the Building" "*Flex Flex*".
I have a weapon of Mass Destruction.
The Twilight Bomb.
